NYC Stories 2

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I saw my buddy beat a guy with a huge soup ladle. He bent the scoop part so it was flat with the handle. It was actually brutal. That was the "weapon" he kept in his car.

I used to keep one of those rubber clubs you’d kill tuna / fish with in my trunk

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I used to keep one of those rubber clubs you’d kill tuna / fish with in my trunk

WWAW mini baseball bats aka nigger beaters?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I once saw an enormous pile of human shit with a single dollar bill placed on top of it in the West 4th St station

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I once saw an enormous pile of human shit with a single dollar bill placed on top of it in the West 4th St station

What'd you buy with the buck?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What'd you buy with the buck?

Some fake turds from Dan Mullen of Insight DooDoo

 

[eggfella]

one time someone told me “hey, i’m walkin hea’!” & i filled my colostomy bag

 

[WhereWeAt]

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@TheStinkySomali by the way for the record this is Al Michaels and that was a completely farcical post. Lest anybody think that's a utensil that's truly found in a pizza kitchen. He said something in code that's in reference to a pizza peel that was indicative of a certain level of retardation...

Really fawwwwkin weird how I posted my non-sequitur reference to the Captain Janks's OJ Car Chase prank mere hours before OJ died.

Shinkle bout it.

 

[Turk February]

One time my plane to Toronto was grounded because the toilet overflowed blue liquid on it in. I had to stay overnight in Flushing, Queens. You see, this is like a very funny play on words, very funny, but it is also a thing that happened.

 

[aRTie02150]

One time my plane to Toronto was grounded because the toilet overflowed blue liquid on it in. I had to stay overnight in Flushing, Queens. You see, this is like a very funny play on words, very funny, but it is also a thing that happened.

Makes me think of this scene from The Simpsons.



I remember my dad laughing his ass off at this scene when the episode was new. He's from NY so appreciated the joke.

Old Simpsons was great.

 

[Turk February]

Makes me think of this scene from The Simpsons.



I remember my dad laughing his ass off at this scene when the episode was new. He's from NY so appreciated the joke.

Old Simpsons was great.

Great episode but I've been to New York and that building he's parked outside doesn't exist. Very unrealistic.