NYC Stories 2

[guest]

Yep. Honestly felt like a brush with evil

meanwhile your sister thinks you're a cock blocker

 

[TorpidSloth]

meanwhile your sister thinks you're a cock blocker

Well that's what you definitely think anyway.

 

[guest]

Well that's what you definitely think anyway.

I'm not a pedophile...you virtue signalling here that you bumped into some movie "star", at the expense of your sister's honor is eww

Movie buff. I bet you were star struck af when you realized who he was. Maybe more than her.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I'm not a pedophile...you virtue signalling here that you bumped into some movie "star", at the expense of your sister's honor is eww

Movie buff. I bet you were star struck af when you realized who he was. Maybe more than her.

You're a spastic

 

[guest]

You're a spastic

Deletes his "muh refined Englishman" McGowan persona...returns as racist Gavin McGinnes wanabe...yeah, im the spastic.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Deletes his "muh refined Englishman" McGowan persona...returns as racist Gavin McGinnes wanabe...yeah, im the spastic.

Yes you are.

 

[guest]

Yes you are.

Better a spaz than putting on fake airs on some defunct radio DJ forum...McGowan volunteered at the soup line, tutored the homeless, worked with "city of London" finance jews...Meanwhile Torpid Sloth talks about Monkey features in blacks...phony ass, movie buff

 

[TorpidSloth]

Better a spaz than putting on fake airs on some defunct radio DJ forum...McGowan volunteered at the soup line, tutored the homeless, worked with "city of London" finance jews...Meanwhile Torpid Sloth talks about Monkey features in blacks...phony ass, movie buff

I never tutored homeless people, I volunteered to teach ESL to adults for a while. I talked about monkey features in blacks on the old account too! Nice try with the hate though!

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

I just remember the way he handled the peel like a samurai. He banged it hard against a table as he walked towards him yelling "you get the fuck of here right now!" and the guy was stuttering with his hands against his chest trying to explain himself and then the guy gave him sort of a cross check with the peel and the pedo kind of stumbled. That's when he struck him with him like he was using a sledge hammer. I'm going to guess this Arab was a Rangers or Islanders fan because he used classic hockey tactics.

A very underrated kitchen weapon is also a soup ladel. Like the big metal ones. Idk why they're so hard but you could crack a skull open with one.

 

[HotAnus]

He banged it hard against a table as he walked towards him yelling "you get the fuck of here right now!"

That's doesn't sound quite right...should been more like "Whatsa matta you? You getta de fuck outta here. Mamma mia, Allah!"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A very underrated kitchen weapon is also a soup ladel. Like the big metal ones. Idk why they're so hard but you could crack a skull open with one.

I saw my buddy beat a guy with a huge soup ladle. He bent the scoop part so it was flat with the handle. It was actually brutal. That was the "weapon" he kept in his car.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

I saw my buddy beat a guy with a huge soup ladle. He bent the scoop part so it was flat with the handle. It was actually brutal. That was the "weapon" he kept in his car.

Only 37 words this time. What happened to you?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Only 37 words this time. What happened to you?

I don't tell stories no more.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

I don't tell stories no more.

You're a good boy.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

I don't tell stories no more.

This kid was great. They used to call him "Storytime Abe." He'd spin these yarns that would take up your whole computer screen. He was terrific. He was the best. He got a lot of ribs too.

Salud Abe.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Movie buff. I bet you were star struck af when you realized who he was. Maybe more than her.

I would have been. I liked School Ties growing up. Brendan Fraser would have been expelled if this guy didn’t speak up.

 

[Africa.com]

A very underrated kitchen weapon is also a soup ladel. Like the big metal ones. Idk why they're so hard but you could crack a skull open with one.

I used to roll up a towel and dip the end of it in the fryer and snap my friend at work

 

[Limewire]

My cousin keeps asking me to go bowling with him around town, I'm a recent immigrant and it's annoying

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

3rd generation NY Italian

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

McGowan volunteered at the soup line, tutored the homeless, worked with "city of London" finance jews

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