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"Ponderous... fucking ponderous coming out of an upbeat tempo into a dead dog dedication!"
Nice Lewy Body dementia, stupid.
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NYC Stories 2
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Nice Lewy Body dementia, stupid.
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What the fuck is a pizza scoop?
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A few years ago I wanted to recreate the ONA conversation where patreeky was saying opie could only walk up to 110th or so before being mugged in Harlem, because it's fucking rough man, there are some bad doods there
so my friend and I picked up some Sylvia's chicken at like 10 pm, which, like most soul food, is grossly overrated and nonsensically greasy, then walked up to 150th till we hit the river projects, past the basketball court where @Easily_Remembered or maybe @EraGodless cousin was on wife swap in the early 2000's. nothing happened. just some mulignons smoking weed and playing on their iPhones.
The cryptojews/Jews (Rudy, bloomberg, diblasio) really cleaned up the city, outside of a couple streets in the Bronx, NY is a giant whole foods.
american ghettos are disneyland compared to any south American/mexican barrio, because most blacks are secretly homosexual (fact).
Harlem in 2024
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so my friend and I picked up some Sylvia's chicken at like 10 pm, which, like most soul food, is grossly overrated and nonsensically greasy, then walked up to 150th till we hit the river projects, past the basketball court where @Easily_Remembered or maybe @EraGodless cousin was on wife swap in the early 2000's. nothing happened. just some mulignons smoking weed and playing on their iPhones.
The cryptojews/Jews (Rudy, bloomberg, diblasio) really cleaned up the city, outside of a couple streets in the Bronx, NY is a giant whole foods.
american ghettos are disneyland compared to any south American/mexican barrio, because most blacks are secretly homosexual (fact).
Harlem in 2024
[MEDIA=youtube]eoUtoqeEw8U[/MEDIA]
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It rhymes with "news"
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I was on holiday there once in the summer of 1998. We were staying with family friends in Greenwich Village and me and my sister were given pretty much free range during the day. One day we were walking around, just the two of us, and I went into a Korean grocers to get a drink or something.
When I came back out, I saw this tall quite handsome white guy talking to my sister. I went over and said what's up and he was very friendly. He asked how we were liking NY etc and said he was an actor and had a movie out that I'd probably like called The Curve. He asked my sister if she'd like to hang out with him later. My antenna went up and I said we had to go and meet my parents, took her by the arm and walked off. I was 15 and the guy was a grown man.
I watched the movie a few months later and recognised the guy as actor Randall Batinkoff
According to imdb, he would've been 29 at the time. My sister was 12.
When I came back out, I saw this tall quite handsome white guy talking to my sister. I went over and said what's up and he was very friendly. He asked how we were liking NY etc and said he was an actor and had a movie out that I'd probably like called The Curve. He asked my sister if she'd like to hang out with him later. My antenna went up and I said we had to go and meet my parents, took her by the arm and walked off. I was 15 and the guy was a grown man.
I watched the movie a few months later and recognised the guy as actor Randall Batinkoff
According to imdb, he would've been 29 at the time. My sister was 12.
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Comment, @NewJersey.gov?
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@TheStinkySomali by the way for the record this is Al Michaels and that was a completely farcical post. Lest anybody think that's a utensil that's truly found in a pizza kitchen. He said something in code that's in reference to a pizza peel that was indicative of a certain level of retardation...
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Mohammed is still there I just checked google maps. Good guy.
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The flat thing you take the pizza out of the oven with. I don't know why he said scoop.
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What’s that actually called?
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Apparently a 'pizza peel'? go figure..
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Because I'm a spic
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I was gonna say something along those lines but I'm getting softer lately. Not good.
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I just remember the way he handled the peel like a samurai. He banged it hard against a table as he walked towards him yelling "you get the fuck of here right now!" and the guy was stuttering with his hands against his chest trying to explain himself and then the guy gave him sort of a cross check with the peel and the pedo kind of stumbled. That's when he struck him with him like he was using a sledge hammer. I'm going to guess this Arab was a Rangers or Islanders fan because he used classic hockey tactics.
CQ Beans
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How long had you wanted to be a gangster?
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That is just horrible.
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Yep. Honestly felt like a brush with evil
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Rather late in life actually.