No Jokes. Real Question. FOR REAL. Do you have serious thoughts of Suicide?

[Dennyislife]

No. I remember when I was About 12 I knew I had a option of it and for a second that felt kinda cool like I had some form of control if I needed it but never did.

When I was about 16 a kid at school killed himself after a petty row about typical teenage nothingness. Seeing the aftermath of that happening snaps you out of thinking it's a good option.

 

[guest]

I've probably had sex with several of my distant cousins. As long as I don't know for sure, I don't care.

It is Ontario, Canada.

 

[johnnynoname]

. They said suicide rates are higher during spring/summer than fall/winter, and that suicides went down during the pandemic. It probably has something to do with the enhanced contrast between being out socializing in the sun

there is something to it

the only thing I can think of is that my hormones are fucking crazy once the better weather comes....

every july I say to myself, "I just need to make it to September, and I'm good"

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I went to a suicide prevention course at work (for real). They said suicide rates are higher during spring/summer than fall/winter, and that suicides went down during the pandemic. It probably has something to do with the enhanced contrast between being out socializing in the sun and shitposting on a forum dedicated to a dead radio show.

So being outside and interacting with the world is worse for you than staying isolated and alone. That's... not surprising.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

 

[1073waaf]

I’m all in wit da suicide. Life is pretty much pointless and I have no interest in getting old. I take a lot of dissociatives and own a lot of guns so it will probably happen sooner than later.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I went to a suicide prevention course at work (for real). They said suicide rates are higher during spring/summer than fall/winter, and that suicides went down during the pandemic. It probably has something to do with the enhanced contrast between being out socializing in the sun and shitposting on a forum dedicated to a dead radio show.

It would have been hilarious to commit suicide the day after that.

 

[alkiefuck2]

luckily the amount of suicide I have committed has been thus far inconsequential

then I did some maths & concluded that I won the lottery to even be here, & things are pretty damn sweet... I'll always be a mildly troubled guy but without the lows I couldn't appreciate the highs so much (even the natural ones)

I've always got the suicide card in my back pocket, but I think we're all gonna be fine. Just don't try to abide by others' expectations.
I don't wanna sound like a redditard, but you do you... & enjoy it!

"If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain", do you know which philosopher said that?

 

[StlakerFatti]

Suicide is for trannies.

 

[Zombie247]

I've tasted rock bottom in my late 20's. But never had a real thought or feeling to end it. I joke about suicide the way Bobcat Goldthwait & Robin Williams would joke about it "How would you do it?"

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I've been thinking about suicide a lot lately. I also am fairly certain I will get called in to the office and be fired within the next week because I have missed about 33% of my shifts the past month. I won't do it, especially not over some shitty job or anything, but it's a nice thought sometimes.

 

[Dog Eater]

I think I would only kill myself to deny someone else the pleasure of doing it and I can’t really think of a situation where that would actually occur. Even at my absolute lowest it never crossed my mind.

The last person I knew who topped themselves was this guy who would manipulate whatever girl he was with by threatening or attempting suicide. His girlfriend left town for some family thing and he timed a pill and alcohol combo to coincide with her return, presumably to guilt her into not leaving him alone again. Anyway guess he fucked something up because he died and now there’s one less schizo in the world.

I was actually friends with him for a while. He got arrested once and I had someone break into his house and take away firearms while the police were enroute to search the place. His selfishness and instability got too much and I dropped him like the piece of shit he was though.


My sister was friends with this chick who came home early one day to her fiancé being fucked in the arse by another man. He pulled the same suicide attempt shit to get her to stay with him by timing hanging himself with her arriving home a week later. After saving him she left him anyway and he drove his car into a wall at high speed which splatted him good and proper.

Nice brief post stupid, anyway suicide is an incredibly selfish act most of the time and the people who do it really are pieces of shit.

NOT PFG.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I think I would only kill myself to deny someone else the pleasure of doing it and I can’t really think of a situation where that would actually occur. Even at my absolute lowest it never crossed my mind.

I had a weird idea once where if someone tried to rob me at gun or knife point it would be funny to quickdraw a gun and shoot myself in the head. Obviously wouldn't do shit for me, but it'd make for some classic cctv footage with their shocked and confused reaction.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Never. There's too many enemies out there that I want to outlive. How am I supposed to fuck with them when I'm dead?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I joke about suicide the way Bobcat Goldthwait & Robin Williams would joke about it "How would you do it?"

Same, I've mentioned on here before:


All the neighbors will hear this shit getting louder and louder over the course of a couple days:



After the fuzz eventually break the doors down they will begin to study what they will figure out is a whole house Rube Goldberg suicide machine. Lionel trains, elaborate dominos setups, marbles going down funnels and through tubes that land in a bowl on a scale that when it eventually fills up snaps a string that shoots an arrow across the room to pop the balloon full of water that falls down on top of the electrical shit that starts cooking opium that fills the entire house...there's pictures of Lucy Lawless everywhere, as well as of everyone on the police force, as well as actual dead pigs everywhere. Giant rubber fist up my ass that I shoved up there as soon as the opium started kicking in. You get the idea.

Thats just spitballing...ideally it would take a lot longer than that. The longer it takes to build, and to function, the funnier.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Too OCD to really go through with it but I have had pretty serious thoughts. I just seem to restructure my life around the new obsession with suicidality and the uncertainity and probably start cataloguing ropes, rickety chairs of different makes and models etc. until my brain latches on to some other stuff.