Nice Tract Home, Stupid

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

He’s not in the fucking boonies, he lives like a mile away from a Walmart and a Texas Roadhouse and a bunch of other suburban horseshit. And his land is only 5 acres. His neighbor is like 100 yards away from him, not some big private estate like he acts like.

Yeah and he has to cross like two other driveways to get to his.

 

[FingerofGod]

Over a million F/Ns in SC . Only a matter of time before he ends up moving back to the NYC windowless dump.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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Already fitting in with the locals…

Maybe Missys side dick was supposed to put them up but she didnt want him to meet Ant.

 

[Stent]

That house is so ugly all it needs are some pock marks.

 

[guest]

Just face-saving lies. That one show he did in the long sleeved shirt, that poker game at Joe's, just sad, transparent attempts to prove how "great" he's doing. If he was capable of staying up all night streaming himself getting drunk, and hooting his afternoons away with Gavin and Geno, you damn well know he'd be doing it. But he can't, and now it's Missy's turn to help him out of the tub and make sure he doesn't start sneaking beers.

Lol, does Nana owe you money or something? Your vitriol towards her is hilariously next-level.

 

[guest]

I'm sure Schumer and Adams' assistants will be devastated to read that.

 

[TruckstopBeefers]

He is so far into obscurity he is wishing someone would Dox him, maybe Joe will when the cheque bounces

 

[Dennyislife]

Man blows up career and can't afford previous lifestyle

 

[Single Action Army]

Folks you've heard of a carpetbagger, well Nana is a carpet faggot

Nice missed carpetfagger, stupid

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Nice missed carpetfagger, stupid

"Fagger" isn't a word

 

[Kurt_Love]

You know he's begging the Fred's of Brooklyn and Mikey the cops of the world to buy a trailer near him so he can drown out the silence at night by having stinky friends over 24/7. Do they have basements in south Carolina? Might have to have a "workshop" building out back for loud poker nights to not bother Missy's rest.

 

[Chive Turkey]

"Fagger" isn't a word

It is now, and you're a fagger if you disagree.

 

[sShenaniganz]

There goes the neighborhood

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Folks you've heard of a carpetbagger, well Nana is a carpet faggot

A carpetfagger.

car·pet·fag·ger
/ˈkärpətˌfaɡər/
noun
DEROGATORY•INFORMAL
plural noun: carpet-faggers

1. • HISTORICAL
     (in the US) a yankee doodle dandy from the northern states who went to the South after the Civil War to suck black cock.
   • a person perceived as gay.
     "Jim Norton is no longer seen as a carpetfagger since he married Alena."

Origin
mid 19th century: originally applied to people from the northern states of the US who went to the South after the Civil War to profit from the Reconstruction. Today, homosexuals move to red states over taxes but they're still the faggiest people on the planet.

 

[Billy Hollywood]

"Fagger" isn't a word

Every word had to be invented by someone. Despite of all the resistance posed by dummies, these visionary men keep pushing our vocabulary and civilization forward. #covfefe

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Every word had to be invented by someone. Despite of all the resistance posed by dummies, these visionary men keep pushing our vocabulary and civilization forward. #covfefe

We share the commonality of language

 

[WifeStoreWill]

He is so far into obscurity he is wishing someone would Dox him, maybe Joe will when the cheque bounces

We already did. It’s in public land records

 

[Billy Hollywood]

We share the commonality of language

Fagger

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Joe must be devastated and envious.

Joe is hoping to move into “Compound South” aka in the basement next to the laundry room.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

SC is a great place to stay! Quite the endorsement from someone who hasn't spent more than 3 days at a time there. That line about migrants not paying the bills and taxes is pretty funny as Anthony was forced to sell his shitty dream McMansion for a massive loss to a Russian.

You know he's begging the Fred's of Brooklyn and Mikey the cops of the world to buy a trailer near him so he can drown out the silence at night by having stinky friends over 24/7. Do they have basements in south Carolina? Might have to have a "workshop" building out back for loud poker nights to not bother Missy's rest.

Look up the area on Google Maps. Nana's new house is literally 2 streets away from a trailer park.