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Nice ride, stupid

Cuphead

Formerly know as Fat Abbot
I used to love roller coasters and shit. Now that everything is made by gay robots and supervised by retarded zoomers this shit scares me. Then I look and the guy couldn't even fit on this ride. It's too bad this didn't happen at some star wars carnival in Milwaukee.
Honestly unless it's a nice park like Universal or something I don't trust that shit. The people working those rides most of the time are retarded teenagers that could give a fuck like in the video. The dude working the ride didn't give a shit as that dude laid right in front of him
 

DMAN

User 61
It's just such a stupid way to die. "Oh yeah, I had a brother, but he was killed in a theme park accident"...I mean Jesus, that's just so pitiful.

The whole explanation would be humiliating to retell. I would probably just pretend it never happened and he was never born.
You almost have to tell the story half-chuckling like it's funny, to avoid looking just as retarded as your Blindside looking relative.

"Yeah my brother died because he REALLY wanted to go on a theme park ride that he was too fat for. He REALLY wanted in badly, though."

I hope the family sues, and are then informed they're entitled to nothing. Kick them when they're down, that's what I say.
 
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