Nice ride, stupid

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Good fucking God. That's awful and I feel pretty bad about laughing at the fucking Don Martin sound effect he made when he hit the ground.

 

[Brooke Shields]

if roller coaster tycoon had black NPCs then ride explosions would be a quarter hour occurrence

 

[Cuphead]

Breaking: investigation confirms kid was a fat fuck who shouldn't have been riding.

Private ride inspector says 14-year-old who fell from Orlando drop tower too big to ride

Just hours after 14-year-old Tyre Sampson<a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/03/25/breaking-14-year-old-dead-after-fall-from-orlando-drop-ride-deputies-say/" target="_blank"> fell from the Orlando FreeFall to his death</a> late Thursday, <a...

www.clickorlando.com

 

[starshipretard69]

Even in a brutally unfortunate situation like this, there's always something to annoy me. They quoted the kid's cousin who was next to him on the ride as saying something to the effect of: "y'all turned him down on two other rides (due to his size), why y'all let him get on this one?" How about why the fuck would the adult in charge of you allow you to continue trying to get on rides?

 

[Stent]

There's no seatbelts because people are so fat they wouldn't get used. The lowering restraint didn't lock in because he was too fat. His father said he was 14 years old and 350 pounds.

I'm starting to see a pattern here.

 

[guest]

There's no seatbelts because people are so fat they wouldn't get used. The lowering restraint didn't lock in because he was too fat. His father said he was 14 years old and 350 pounds.

I'm starting to see a pattern here.

He had a father? Or did he just show up because there’s a payout on the horizon?

 

[Cuphead]

He had a father? Or did he just show up because there’s a payout on the horizon?

His father didn't didn't care until his fat fuck of a son died so he could settle for millions sheeeiiitttt

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I've been on the ride like this one in Vegas on top of the Stratosphere. If you slipped out of that one you'd most likely splat on the ledge but I think if someone fell out high enough they might fall all the way down the tower which would be extra fawkin terrifying.

 

[Cuphead]

I've been on the ride like this one in Vegas on top of the Stratosphere. If you slipped out of that one you'd most likely splat on the ledge but I think if someone fell out high enough they might fall all the way down the tower which would be extra fawkin terrifying.
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You won't slip out If you aren't a fat fuck though

 

[Cuphead]

 

[guest]

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I feel bad for him, glad his family will win millions tbh. They will just spend on hot Cheetos and hot Mountain Dew

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

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