Nice ride, stupid

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Why choose just one?

 

[guest]

I used to love roller coasters and shit. Now that everything is made by gay robots and supervised by retarded zoomers this shit scares me. Then I look and the guy couldn't even fit on this ride. It's too bad this didn't happen at some star wars carnival in Milwaukee.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He got too big for da show.

And da ride.

*sniff*

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Maybe they'll paint a football on the concrete where he past.
And maybe 'THE END ZONE' out of respect.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He was going to the NFL

now he'll never get adopted by a rich white fambly

Patrice S. Tomlinson

Nooooo Child, I'm noT over the weight limit. I am still the same weighT I was in Highschool

 

[Cuphead]

I used to love roller coasters and shit. Now that everything is made by gay robots and supervised by retarded zoomers this shit scares me. Then I look and the guy couldn't even fit on this ride. It's too bad this didn't happen at some star wars carnival in Milwaukee.

Honestly unless it's a nice park like Universal or something I don't trust that shit. The people working those rides most of the time are retarded teenagers that could give a fuck like in the video. The dude working the ride didn't give a shit as that dude laid right in front of him

 

[Cuphead]

Apparently his family hired the same defense attorney who represented George Floyd and Breonna Taylor

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Apparently his family hired the same defense attorney who represented George Floyd and Breonna Taylor

Racist ass ride done flung that negro

i seents it

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Apparently his family hired the same defense attorney who represented George Floyd and Breonna Taylor

Gravity is racist.

 

[Cuphead]

Gravity is racist.

The white man sabotaged the ride to kill the black man.

Just wait and see them try and go this route.

 

[Cuphead]

Ribs

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I am having trouble finding a proper explanation as too what happened exactly

can someone explain it to me like I’m a woman?

 

[aRTie02150]

I am having trouble finding a proper explanation as too what happened exactly

can someone explain it to me like I’m a woman?

Can you make me grilled ham and cheese? Thanks.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Can you make me grilled ham and cheese? Thanks.

A most anti semetic sandwich, nice

 

[satanssockpuppet]

It's just such a stupid way to die. "Oh yeah, I had a brother, but he was killed in a theme park accident"...I mean Jesus, that's just so pitiful.

 

[Cuphead]

I am having trouble finding a proper explanation as too what happened exactly

can someone explain it to me like I’m a woman?

Still investigating, but it appears he was too fat and didn't fit in his seat.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

It'll end up being like how clubs and venues starting frisking concert goers after Dimebag Darrell was murdered, the theme parks will have to employ "safety techs" who'll have to check every single seat on the ride, thereby making the lines to get on the ride that much longer and slower.

 

[LingerLonger]

New footage of the accident aftermath with a concerned parent complaining over safety.

 

[DMAN]

It's just such a stupid way to die. "Oh yeah, I had a brother, but he was killed in a theme park accident"...I mean Jesus, that's just so pitiful.

The whole explanation would be humiliating to retell. I would probably just pretend it never happened and he was never born.
You almost have to tell the story half-chuckling like it's funny, to avoid looking just as retarded as your Blindside looking relative.

"Yeah my brother died because he REALLY wanted to go on a theme park ride that he was too fat for. He REALLY wanted in badly, though."

I hope the family sues, and are then informed they're entitled to nothing. Kick them when they're down, that's what I say.