News from GenCon: Patrick Knows he’s going to jail.

[Ethan P. Schulman]

We’ve got spies everywhere.

Patrick told a friend of mine at Gencon that he's broke and cannot pay Quasi. Pat says he's likely going to face jail time for contempt and that he's working on having national media pick that up so he will be a martyr.

 

[guest]

Are you gonna drop the evidence tonight at 8?

 

[RickReternal]

Good thing he’s such a sympathetic and charismatic figure! The proverbial “perfect victim” who just wants to be left alone!

 

[guest]

I’m concerned you didn’t send this to popular forum members in secret first and then be really vague on the details. Not sure if I can trust this.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Even if some smallhat really did give his story a 30 second segment, I have faith Saint SpaceEdge would wake from his vape-stealing coma to correcT the record and turn Patty Cakes into a national laughingstock the next day.

 

[RickReternal]

I’m concerned you didn’t send this to popular forum members in secret first and then be really vague on the details. Not sure if I can trust this.

Agreed. Ethan should have followed protocol.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

If this is a salted earth truffle esque bit, I want you sent to the danforo gulag for life…

 

[Safka's Enticer]

@Honey Badger pls confirm

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Even if some smallhat really did give his story a 30 second segment, I have faith Saint SpaceEdge would wake from his vape-stealing coma to correcT the record and turn Patty Cakes into a national laughingstock the next day.

Thomas Apostle is working on his second masterpiece as confirmed on Twitter. I truly hope he's convinced Pat he is a PR exec and is guiding these interviews with healthy tips like "make sure to explicitly mention you are willfully engaging in contempt".

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Thomas Apostle is working on his second masterpiece as confirmed on Twitter. I truly hope he's convinced Pat he is a PR exec and is guiding these interviews with healthy tips like "make sure to explicitly mention you are willfully engaging in contempt".

Wait what confirmation on twitter did we get? I must’ve missed that

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Another Salted Earth Truffle bit?

 

[Safka's Enticer]

I'll believe it when I hear it from a real insider like JDA

 

[Petworth dude]

Thomas Apostle is working on his second masterpiece as confirmed on Twitter. I truly hope he's convinced Pat he is a PR exec and is guiding these interviews with healthy tips like "make sure to explicitly mention you are willfully engaging in contempt".

Screenshot?

 

[Suetonius]

We’ve got spies everywhere.

Patrick told a friend of mine at Gencon that he's broke and cannot pay Quasi. Pat says he's likely going to face jail time for contempt

Not surprising. Pig does what he does best…deny everything to our faces then confirm it when he needs a sob story.

and that he's working on having national media pick that up so he will be a martyr.

I’d love to see him try to do this because only Youtube channels would possibly pick up this story.

 

[Dont Ban Me Quasi]

I'll believe it when I hear it from a real insider like JDA

 

[Suetonius]

Screenshot?

Those are manipulated easily and often.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

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Like a real closer

 

[Suetonius]

So he’d be a martyr for…what exactly? People who lose lawsuits? People who are stalked online? (which, according to him, he’s literally the only person experiencing this.) For debt dodgers? For court contemptors? You have to actually have something you fought for to be a martyr. And lets say he is considered one…what happens then? The donations start flooding in? He still has to pay Quasi. He only gets media attention? He’s still in jail. He changes stalking / internet laws? Yeah fucking right

Once again a completely shortsighted and stupid fucking plan by Rick that will kneecap him

 

[Honey Badger]

@Honey Badger pls confirm

I was not DM’d by any kiwis about this, so this does NOT get my seal of approval. As we all know, that carries a lot of weight around here

 

[Jenna]

They asked me to pay my debts. I decided to spend that money on international luxury vacations as well as hiring a Hollywood publicist. I am a martyr and soon the entire world will know my struggle.