Nazi artist redecorates Rick's Rustang

[The NaTurryl Man]

They make 3 inch cans of paint?

It's a sample can, child.

 

[CuntFucker .]

This is just a sort of parody account. I'm not that guy.

 

[Phish]

I bet if he wasnt suing the police department as a whole theyd actually investigate this incident. But theyre likely not going to go above and beyond for their tormentors. Dont thank the plaintiffs, Kieth.

 

[Brooke Shields]

It's a sample can, child.

Sorry I'm not tank crewman.


And I know this isn't those paint sample papers, but what is this stuff behind his hand?

It would be hilarious if something like what I'm implying actually happened, but still I don't know what those are

 

[Coonskin]

That's terrible

 

[CompoundBasement]

fingerprint and DNA on the can will be detected, child
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I hope they catch whoever did this, because it's the funniest outcome. Hate crime charges INCOMING

If the evidence was "turned over" then why is he holding the can inside the half-hovel for his social media photo-op? Why would the cops let him tamper with evidence with his bare hands inside the hovel and away from the crime scene?

 

[CuntFucker .]

I bet if he wasnt suing the police department as a whole theyd actually investigate this incident. But theyre likely not going to go above and beyond for their tormentors. Dont thank the plaintiffs, Kieth.

 

[BoringFaggot]

One easy way you know this wasn't anyone from here... We'd have put the paint in a balloon.

 

[N64 Cube]

The question is, did Pat sniff the paint and get high?

 

[Cuphead]

It's always funny how in these incidents it's either something minor that Pat can clean off himself or it completely fails and leaves no damage to his property...

 

[BoringFaggot]

How did the thrown can leave that large arch of paint in the bottom left, with practically no other paint inside it???

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

he publicly shames the innocent lesbian couple that were tricked into taking the chairs by posting the cctv image but not this Nazi piece of shit that damaged his property?

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how convenient that it's someone COMPLETELY NEW to the funster pack and not an established account, never ever interacted with anyone but Pat knows it's from "the cult". Not associated with the multiple attacks he claims the have received pre-Norm/11.

in any case I hope Susan is ruined

Also his name isn't a play on any Patverse characters.
This one is so corny and obviously phony

 

[Coonskin]

Another false flag, it's all so tiresome.

 

[Honoria]

Interesting that Jackie mentioned Pat being targeted for political beliefs last week. Very interesting timing.

Also he's currently arguing with progressives on Twitter. Also - interesting.

 

[BoringFaggot]

...and why is Pat holding it with his bare hands? Wouldn't he want the police to look for prints????



looooooooool this is the fakest of the fake!!!

 

[SFWA liaison]

tf does "toast" mean?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Someone needs to check the police logs. He said he called them

 

[BoringFaggot]

Someone needs to check the police logs. He said he called them

I'm sure he did, that's the part he usually gets correct with his false flags, reporting the "crime". It's just the actual staging of the fucking thing that he completely fails at time after time...

 

[SFWA liaison]

Someone needs to check the police logs. He said he called them

call was past noon today

 

[BoringFaggot]

call was past noon today
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Put a fucking fork in the Pig, this one is officially DEBUNKED!!!!


If someone threw paint at your car you'd call the police as soon as you found out.



Do better, Fat Boy.