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Lock up your babies and preteen daughters, Vegas.
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I know the old gal gets compared to Freddy Kruger a lot, but good lordTruly impressive how he keeps finding new ugly faces to debut
The fuck is this??
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I've never played blackjack and don't understand the game, but isn't this total bullshit and every dealer plays the same?
Classic gambler cope. The game is entirely, entirely luck based. The only way to not have it as such is to either use an insane amount of logic on what your best chances of hitting vs the dealer striking out are, or just counting cards. Nana is too stupid to do either and goes into superstitious “THE CHINKS ARE GIVING ME BAD CARDS!”And Liam Neeson was ol’ soy sauce head?
Also it’s very important to note the ethnicity of the dealer of a luck based game
Hes no doubt shit faced when he plays too. That can’t be to blame thoughClassic gambler cope. The game is entirely, entirely luck based. The only way to not have it as such is to either use an insane amount of logic on what your best chances of hitting vs the dealer striking out are, or just counting cards. Nana is too stupid to do either and goes into superstitious “THE CHINKS ARE GIVING ME BAD CARDS!”
If you want an autograph, or the chance to be called a nigger by nana, look in the cheapest place in Vegas.
Lock up your babies and preteen daughters, Vegas.
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Yeah, you’re basically playing with the table against the dealer. Even if everyone plays 100% by the book the house still wins most of the time. Screaming at a dealer for not busting is F/C behavior. Professor Anthony doesn’t understand probability.I've never played blackjack and don't understand the game, but isn't this total bullshit and every dealer plays the same?
Still in love with his ex, pathetic.Or you can read the chips. It's the MGM Grand.
Truly impressive how he keeps finding new ugly faces to debut
The fuck is this??
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