lol tadalafil. I used to chew one of those and go to town on this hog I was banging one summer. I dont need it at all these days. I thought my dick was fawked, but it was actually the fat chicks!
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
My review of Having Unprotected Sex with a Zoomer (2023) (Gassers DO NOT read)
- Thread starter Harry Powell
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No. I didn’t ask, from what I can deduce on her tiktok I think there may have been a breakup right around then.
I did ask about the bio pronouns and got a bizarre reaction so I’m letting that dog lay too.
I like them as a backup when I’m drinking. It allows me to maybe get that 6-beer buzz from 6 beers, if so inclined, and still get it up fine.
Close. There was so much cum I was honestly amazed. It was the biggest load of my life.
Also I’m a romantic. I’ve only had casual sex a handful of times in my life. I banged her at her house then I laid there and caressed her until she fell asleep before i peaced out.
She was trying to be a little dirty for my benefit, but I think if you’re gonna continue to have sex with someone it’s fun to slow roll that stuff and let the first time be kind of sweet.
you didn't have to include their year of birth in the title
She was my favorite goomar after Svetlana
She reminds me way too much of the borderline PD women I’ve had in my life over the years. That scene where he chases her around the kitchen table and then body slams her onto the floor is so satisfying to watch. So you didn’t really answer my question but sounds like you’re going to try to pursue something with her then? Have you talked at all since you fucked?
I’m just gonna go for the ride. I don’t have it in me to use someone for sex or block or ghost people.
I like her, I just have to see how crazy she is and how much the age gap turns out to bother me.
Yeah we talked, she texted me. But I’ve established a precedent from minute 1 where we only really message to set up a date, I don’t need a pen pal.
Hell yeah dude
I can't believe there are people on this very forum who want to fuck this trollop
How was her shit pipe?
I think there was a window about a decade ago where she could have maybe gotten her shit together.
Seemed PFG to me but there wasn’t enough lighting for me to truly ascertain.
Everything else smelled and tasted fine so I’m sure it’s all good.
You gotta hold off until it starts to slow down before you give her the first ass lick. Maybe like the 5th time when you're fingering her, tell her to go doggy and then dive in
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How long before you start dressing like a zoomer and start going to Paramore concerts with her?
Kidding aside, I’m happy for you.
Kidding aside, I’m happy for you.
You mean how long until he finds eternal happiness?
Paramore is my generation brotherman. The Zoomers like weird shit
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I honestly thought you were in your 50’s
How old a fella are ya, Harry?
My nigga!
I would cut my dick off to give Hayley William's asshole headI honestly thought you were in your 50’s
How old a fella are ya, Harry?
My nigga!