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My penis
- Thread starter fricklefrackle
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Penistalking
"My penis is not visible", he says over and over.
#NeverForget the pinned tweet
Lol at ranting about his tiny dick in conversations with other people- no, cuckservative columnist child, I must try to correcT the record about my clearly visible dwarf genitals while trying to be intimidating
One interesting note. While he's quick and consistent on correcTing the recorD by saying it's not his penis, he's never correcTed the recorD about it looking like a faucet/being small. You can't say he drinks Miller Lite without him autistically correcting the record that he, in fact, does not drink Miller Lite. Can't say he drives a V6 without him correcting it to a V8. But it's been mentioned multiple times that he has a small dick that looks like a faucet. All he says is that it's not visible. I guess the fact that he has a small, faucet-shaped penis is confirmed.
He also never addresses why the TV station would blur his crotch area if it wasn't visible. Blurring a non visible peckah would give the illusion that there is in fact nudity. What would the purpose of that be for the local news to do that? There's no answer because his microfaucet was 100% catching a breeze on that fateful night.
He's tweeted about his penis more than he's seen it this year
At times I really have to wonder if he's in on the joke. That's not a record that needs to be corrected because nobody believes it in the first place. None of his followers are thinking "wait is that really his PENIS?!?".
Are you kidding? They're the most credulous dopes on da face of da earth
Rofl at the people @mentioned... Speaker Pelosi, Washington Post, Ron Johnson, MTG...
It is his penis though. Little known fact - very little, you might say.
Never thought when this thing started that we'd get Pat's nudes.
Never thought when this thing started that we'd get Pat's nudes.
Bless Rick’s autism for making him correct every record, no matter how outlandish, and providing ribs for all.
Because he's very fat and his penis is very small
My favourite was the one where some guy on reddit made up increasingly farcical stories about child jizz and him rerouting sewage from preschools so he could have "fresh child feces" and he responded to literally thousands of the comments in that thread.
Imagine posting this on Twitter once then imagine posting it many hundreds of times, child.