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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
My penis
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Penistalking
"My penis is not visible", he says over and over.
#NeverForget the pinned tweet
Lol at ranting about his tiny dick in conversations with other people- no, cuckservative columnist child, I must try to correcT the record about my clearly visible dwarf genitals while trying to be intimidating
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One interesting note. While he's quick and consistent on correcTing the recorD by saying it's not his penis, he's never correcTed the recorD about it looking like a faucet/being small. You can't say he drinks Miller Lite without him autistically correcting the record that he, in fact, does not drink Miller Lite. Can't say he drives a V6 without him correcting it to a V8. But it's been mentioned multiple times that he has a small dick that looks like a faucet. All he says is that it's not visible. I guess the fact that he has a small, faucet-shaped penis is confirmed.
He also never addresses why the TV station would blur his crotch area if it wasn't visible. Blurring a non visible peckah would give the illusion that there is in fact nudity. What would the purpose of that be for the local news to do that? There's no answer because his microfaucet was 100% catching a breeze on that fateful night.
He's tweeted about his penis more than he's seen it this year
At times I really have to wonder if he's in on the joke. That's not a record that needs to be corrected because nobody believes it in the first place. None of his followers are thinking "wait is that really his PENIS?!?".
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Are you kidding? They're the most credulous dopes on da face of da earth
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Rofl at the people @mentioned... Speaker Pelosi, Washington Post, Ron Johnson, MTG...
It is his penis though. Little known fact - very little, you might say.
Never thought when this thing started that we'd get Pat's nudes.
Never thought when this thing started that we'd get Pat's nudes.
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Bless Rick’s autism for making him correct every record, no matter how outlandish, and providing ribs for all.
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Because he's very fat and his penis is very small
My favourite was the one where some guy on reddit made up increasingly farcical stories about child jizz and him rerouting sewage from preschools so he could have "fresh child feces" and he responded to literally thousands of the comments in that thread.
Imagine posting this on Twitter once then imagine posting it many hundreds of times, child.