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One interesting note. While he's quick and consistent on correcTing the recorD by saying it's not his penis, he's never correcTed the recorD about it looking like a faucet/being small. You can't say he drinks Miller Lite without him autistically correcting the record that he, in fact, does not drink Miller Lite. Can't say he drives a V6 without him correcting it to a V8. But it's been mentioned multiple times that he has a small dick that looks like a faucet. All he says is that it's not visible. I guess the fact that he has a small, faucet-shaped penis is confirmed.
 

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Reminder: Vincent D'Onofrio blocked Patrick
One interesting note. While he's quick and consistent on correcTing the recorD by saying it's not his penis, he's never correcTed the recorD about it looking like a faucet/being small. You can't say he drinks Miller Lite without him autistically correcting the record that he, in fact, does not drink Miller Lite. Can't say he drives a V6 without him correcting it to a V8. But it's been mentioned multiple times that he has a small dick that looks like a faucet. All he says is that it's not visible. I guess the fact that he has a small, faucet-shaped penis is confirmed.
He also never addresses why the TV station would blur his crotch area if it wasn't visible. Blurring a non visible peckah would give the illusion that there is in fact nudity. What would the purpose of that be for the local news to do that? There's no answer because his microfaucet was 100% catching a breeze on that fateful night.
 
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At times I really have to wonder if he's in on the joke. That's not a record that needs to be corrected because nobody believes it in the first place. None of his followers are thinking "wait is that really his PENIS?!?".
Are you kidding? They're the most credulous dopes on da face of da earth
 
Bless Rick’s autism for making him correct every record, no matter how outlandish, and providing ribs for all.
My favourite was the one where some guy on reddit made up increasingly farcical stories about child jizz and him rerouting sewage from preschools so he could have "fresh child feces" and he responded to literally thousands of the comments in that thread.
 
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