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Reinforced cause fat? This one is my favorite so far. And more like 5’ 9’’ 260.
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Don't forget where he claimed he responds to all trolls with a picture of himself nude with an erection holding an assault rifle which instantly ends all trolling.
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I wish I could find this old /k/ meme picture of some guy with his dick poking out of a snowsuit while holding an m16, because I guarantee that's where pat got that lie from. He's definitely enough of a gay noguns to have hung out there at some point.
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My favorite by far is the time he replied to Boomia for over an hour with some variation of "Piss/Shit in your pants, coward." and when he finally got tired he tried to lie and said something like "Holy shit. You're still here? That was a bot." He definitely has some sort of weird compulsion to always try and get the last word in. It must make his brain itch and feel like he wants to jump out of his skin when he can't have the final say.
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A Personal favorite
This is the response to someone who commented about his paint balloon tweet.
No tank operator man, it is you who is wrong.
I have lots of tank operator friends and they all agree with me
I guess the complete lack of any other tank operators on Twitter mentioning this, clearly means my friends and I know better.
Oh you wouldn't know any of my tank operator friends, they are stationed in another (top secret) unit.
This is the response to someone who commented about his paint balloon tweet.
No tank operator man, it is you who is wrong.
I have lots of tank operator friends and they all agree with me
I guess the complete lack of any other tank operators on Twitter mentioning this, clearly means my friends and I know better.
Oh you wouldn't know any of my tank operator friends, they are stationed in another (top secret) unit.
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There's no such thing as a knife fight - it's just called a stabbing.
Seriously, this isn't West Side Story, it's reality and in reality, two pissed off men don't square off and circle each other while juggling their knives back and forth from left to right hand. In reality, one person has a knife and no one sees it until someone is bleeding and then everyone scatters. THAT'S the closest thing anyone is seeing to a "knife fight" in reality. Even though pat lives hood adjacent these days, he spent his formative years isolated out in the middle of nowhere being coddled by his mother and never leaned how street violence works.
It's all very "on brand" for pat. He's a compulsive liar with a deficit of life experiences, so his lies never track with the reality normal people actually experience. Just like how poor people think being rich is all Rolexes and fancy cars, pat thinks being an actual, effectual dude means engaging in real life threatening danger while quipping about sports ball with the fellas. He's constantly out of his depth in every lie he tries to pass off as his life story.
pat, you're a fucking clown. Just stop. Just stop with all the lying. You're getting to a real line in the sand here where your only refuge from public ridicule will be to change your name. I'm serious. If you continue to make a spectacle of yourself in the public forum while waving your name around on a banner, you're going to really fuck up the rest of your life. Fuck, man, you may already have. You'll never be able to engage professionally with anyone that is familiar with your saga. Even if they DO believe you're the victim in all this, they still won't respect you. You're a bullied adult. Respect is out the window for you with anyone who knows anything about the past 5 years of your life.
YOU'RE KICKING A BEE'S NEST! What about that can't you understand, you fucking dope?!? Just stop! Just stop and walk away. For fuck's sake!
Seriously, this isn't West Side Story, it's reality and in reality, two pissed off men don't square off and circle each other while juggling their knives back and forth from left to right hand. In reality, one person has a knife and no one sees it until someone is bleeding and then everyone scatters. THAT'S the closest thing anyone is seeing to a "knife fight" in reality. Even though pat lives hood adjacent these days, he spent his formative years isolated out in the middle of nowhere being coddled by his mother and never leaned how street violence works.
It's all very "on brand" for pat. He's a compulsive liar with a deficit of life experiences, so his lies never track with the reality normal people actually experience. Just like how poor people think being rich is all Rolexes and fancy cars, pat thinks being an actual, effectual dude means engaging in real life threatening danger while quipping about sports ball with the fellas. He's constantly out of his depth in every lie he tries to pass off as his life story.
pat, you're a fucking clown. Just stop. Just stop with all the lying. You're getting to a real line in the sand here where your only refuge from public ridicule will be to change your name. I'm serious. If you continue to make a spectacle of yourself in the public forum while waving your name around on a banner, you're going to really fuck up the rest of your life. Fuck, man, you may already have. You'll never be able to engage professionally with anyone that is familiar with your saga. Even if they DO believe you're the victim in all this, they still won't respect you. You're a bullied adult. Respect is out the window for you with anyone who knows anything about the past 5 years of your life.
YOU'RE KICKING A BEE'S NEST! What about that can't you understand, you fucking dope?!? Just stop! Just stop and walk away. For fuck's sake!
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He didn’t see west side story, Pat saw the “knife fight” In Michael Jackson’s Beat It video and thinks thats how all the tough guys fight.
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Neither his fragile mind or the situation as it presently is allows for him to take the stop and walk away option any more. Even if this forum closed tomorrow. Even if every poster here goes to prison, stlaker. We're way too far down river to save that drowning pig.
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I think fighting Patrick now is probably not a great idea. He's got a lot more heft to him and way more pent up rage than before. If you don't get the upper hand on him, he might do some significant damage. It's a tough one.
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Blah blah blah -- whatever dude, this happens all the time:
Real talk though, you're correct in that if Pat stopped everything now, MAYBE there's a chance he could go back to a regular office job like selling insurance -- suing the MPD, if he did swat himself (or if Jackie did), is taking him down a bad, bad road...
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This is a great category of Pat lies: His convenient friends who have qualifications (tank operator!) and/or identity (trans!) to give credence to whatever bullshit he is spouting at the moment.
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Any time he has claimed he isn’t fat. The most blatant and obvious lie.
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I don't understand. That's not fat on his face, that's wintertime beer and bratwurst weight...
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Can someone remind me of this one?
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I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups.
While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I don’t know her, but I’ve been seeing her come in since the beginning of the year. So a resolutioner who survived the first three weeks. Good on her. Now, there’s no way to beat around it, this is a large lady, well into obese territory from a medical standpoint. But she’s on this stairmaster just fucking crushing it. Probably 75-80 stairs a minute, for a good 15 minutes by the time I sit down to row, which is more than I can do at the moment.
And wouldn’t you know, some fucking brototype just has to walk by and say something shitty about her weight to me. She’s got earbuds in, but the look on her face tells me she heard.
Now, I’ve been going to the gym regularly for four and a half years, and at my gym, you almost never hear shit like this. And there’s a good reason for that, it’s rude, cruel, and entirely counter-productive.
So I got up from my machine and told him, “Wait right there.” Then I went and grabbed two 60lb dumbells off the free weight rack and handed them to him.
“What are these for?” The brotosaurus asked.
“For you, while you do stairs for…” I glanced at her display, “15 minutes.”
“What? I can’t do stairs with that much extra weight,” he said.
“Really? Because she can. So until you’re as tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut,” I said.
Because I’m sorry, but that shit isn’t going to fly around me. I have my issues with the body positivity movement and its tactic acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles, but this is someone who has made a commitment to changing her circumstances and is putting in the REALLY hard work necessary.
The dead last thing anyone in her situation needs, or deserves, is some little brohemian asshole who can’t relate to what she’s going through making snide remarks while she’s actively engaging in making a positive change. She has earned encouragement from other people making the same strides. And if that’s too hard, then the least she deserves is his silence.
End gym rant.
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remember the time pat claimed he was shorting tesla lol
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Yes and then it went through the roof immediately
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too many to pick a favorite but one that made me lawf recently was him telling Strictly Stalking that he responds to troll emails with photos of his erect penis and gun. The hosts pretending it was cool is great.