My dad is better than your dad

[Duxbury Dave]

I wish the claims he makes about his parents were all true (they're not) because it'd make him being such a worthless failure that much funnier.

My parents are capstones, child.

 

[Tony’sAcneCraters]

No, stlaker. I do not fib so much that I forget what I previously said.

 

[TorqueFerguson]

You know who will never brag about their dad? Anabelle. "My dad spent 75 hours arguing with strangers on his phone at a shithole bar last week. He's the coolest!"

I would almost guarantee that Annabelle considers PCJ her dad and not Pat.

I'd also think that if Pat's Tomlinson Tall Tales about his dad are even kind of true that deep down inside, Tommy knows he failed as a father with Pat. The fact that Kyle turned out ok is probably what keeps him going.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

My parents are capstones, child.
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I remember he also called spaceedge a capstone.

 

[McGowan6]

If Fat's dad was all that he says he is, how did he manage to raise such a lazy, useless piece of shit? Surely at least some of that can-do attitude and work ethic would have rubbed off on him?

 

[BigBeanFatty]

If Fat's dad was all that he says he is, how did he manage to raise such a lazy, useless piece of shit? Surely at least some of that can-do attitude and work ethic would have rubbed off on him?

Too busy riding bulls and wiring up power plants to parent

 

[TorqueFerguson]

If Fat's dad was all that he says he is, how did he manage to raise such a lazy, useless piece of shit? Surely at least some of that can-do attitude and work ethic would have rubbed off on him?

Mama Raven sank her talons into Pat so Tommy just gave up on Rick as a lost cause and put all of his energies into Kyle. At least, that's how I see it. Pat exudes Mama's Boy energy.

 

[EraGodless]

My parents are capstones, child.
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So Patrick's mom was 35 when she had him? Explains why he's a retard- she no doubt drank while she was pregnant.

 

[EraGodless]

If Fat's dad was all that he says he is, how did he manage to raise such a lazy, useless piece of shit? Surely at least some of that can-do attitude and work ethic would have rubbed off on him?

Or how did they live in a complete dump house in the boonies?

 

[LongIslandchomper]

It's very odd that a "psychologist" would work at a bum fuck public school making poverty wages rather than having a private practice making $100k+ a year.

It's almost like Pat's mom had a completely unremarkable job like guidance counselor or something.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You know who will never brag about their dad? Anabelle. "My dad spent 75 hours arguing with strangers on his phone at a shithole bar last week. He's the coolest!"

that really is a cutting fact that pat cant cope with. Pats daughter will never talk about what a good dad he is/was. In fact it will be the exact opposite.