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My dad is better than your dad
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Sounds like one cool dad!
I dunno, maybe writing a paragraph boasting about your daddy and then signing off with one line that is actually relevant to the conversation is a linguistic trick a seasoned author would use. Like, I'm not saying it is, but other than being an obese turd who can't distinguish his badly concocted fantasies from reality I couldn't say why else he'd have written all that?!?
You know who will never brag about their dad? Anabelle. "My dad spent 75 hours arguing with strangers on his phone at a shithole bar last week. He's the coolest!"
Last year he retired at 66 and the ladders were 300ft. Which is it?
Thats why your writing sucks and your thoughts are all trash, Fatrick. You are not a detail oriented person.
Thats why your writing sucks and your thoughts are all trash, Fatrick. You are not a detail oriented person.
I'd love it if someone, perhaps a group of impoverished African-American gentlemen suffering from white oppression, beat the fucking shit out of Tommy Tomlinson just to show us whites (I'm still white to me, @Gay Faggot. 
) what's what.
) what's what.
We already know Tommy had DUIs, sucked off cowboys, and never was in the PBR.
My dad swaTTed himself 75 times
Not something to be proud of
classic conservatives loved Obama, fucking guy can't keep his lies straight while virtue signaling.
Such pants shitting naming
My brother and I's bedroom
Professional author. Aced the AP tests.
OH WOW I WISH HE WAS MY DADDY TOO!!!!
Good thing he said "literally." Really drove the point home. You mean your dad's name isn't figuratively Tom? Mush-brained faggot.
This is a very good point that also should be made on Twitter.
Wait. Tommy didn't wear a protective vest? WHEN!? Cody Lambert invented them in 1992, the year PBR originated. PBR mandated vests be worn in 1996. It's impossible that anyone would have ridden without a protective vest for six seasons (as Pat claims). Jesus Christ, Pat. If you're going to lie about something at least TRY to get some details right.
I wish the claims he makes about his parents were all true (they're not) because it'd make him being such a worthless failure that much funnier.