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My dad is better than your dad

MySecondFatterAccount

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I dunno, maybe writing a paragraph boasting about your daddy and then signing off with one line that is actually relevant to the conversation is a linguistic trick a seasoned author would use. Like, I'm not saying it is, but other than being an obese turd who can't distinguish his badly concocted fantasies from reality I couldn't say why else he'd have written all that?!?
 

RobertMewler

Wait. Tommy didn't wear a protective vest? WHEN!? Cody Lambert invented them in 1992, the year PBR originated. PBR mandated vests be worn in 1996. It's impossible that anyone would have ridden without a protective vest for six seasons (as Pat claims). Jesus Christ, Pat. If you're going to lie about something at least TRY to get some details right.
 
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