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MrBeast is a diddler

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NoBacon said:
Part of the reason he doesn't seem real is because the smiles in his thumbnails don't reach his eyes. It's all tooth or open mouth, and that's an obvious sign of a fake smile

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His general persona reminds me of that over-edited picture of e girls where you have to double-check to confirm it's actually a picture of a human being, and not some AI-generated image.
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He's either a massive creep or a manic depressive. He has the smile of a school shooter or the over achiever who's found hanging by his parents on new year's eve
 
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He's either a massive creep or a manic depressive. He has the smile of a school shooter or the over achiever who's found hanging by his parents on new year's eve
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He just really unsettles me, it doesn’t matter what he’s doing, giving the blind their vision back through expensive surgery, throwing a new Lamborghini at a castle on a huge trebuchet or talking about how many Africans are starving to death - he does it all with this hollow and fake animated expression of utter glee, he’s clearly not a happy man but whenever the cameras are on he’s like Mr Roger on ecstasy.
 
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The scummiest thing you can do is market to children… impressionable retards with no money so they have to drain the little money their parents have to buy some fucking shlock. Mr Beast and Logan Paul are the kings at hocking bullshit to literal children. Don’t get the Mr Beast candy bar? Bullied at school. Now you’re pressuring your parents to spend 5$ on a piece of chocolate. But at least Logan Paul filmed a suicide and is an all around scumbag. Mr Beast is seen as some Robinhood giving his riches back to the people, like for every million he gives out he doesn’t get 10 million.
 
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The scummiest thing you can do is market to children… impressionable retards with no money so they have to drain the little money their parents have to buy some fucking shlock. Mr Beast and Logan Paul are the kings at hocking bullshit to literal children. Don’t get the Mr Beast candy bar? Bullied at school. Now you’re pressuring your parents to spend 5$ on a piece of chocolate. But at least Logan Paul filmed a suicide and is an all around scumbag. Mr Beast is seen as some Robinhood giving his riches back to the people, like for every million he gives out he doesn’t get 10 million.
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This is the real guy behind the mask


He’s a control addict who can’t handle any criticism whatsoever.

every single time he was not the one ruling the conversation, if there was any negativity, he had to take control instantly.
 
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This is the real guy behind the mask


He’s a control addict who can’t handle any criticism whatsoever.

every single time he was not the one ruling the conversation, if there was any negativity, he had to take control instantly.
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Lol when he saw his chocolate sales dipping he assumed it was because retail workers weren’t doing their jobs. So he went to Walmarts all across the country and not only entered their backrooms looking for the cutout endcaps, but put them on the store floor himself. He also noticed the candy wasn’t being rotated on the shelf frequently so he decided to do that too. Then he told his impressionable fanbase of children to make sure Mr. Beast candy can be prominently seen on the shelves. I’m sure retail workers will appreciate kids completely fucking up the aisles and product placement. Fucking retard
 
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Sue Lightning said:
Control freak notices his candy sales dipping and has to physically go and fix it himself

Said control freak can’t notice his tranny coworker is a pedophile

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He’s one of those insufferable guys who idolise Steve Jobs and his hands on work all the time ethos shit. The reality distortion MAKE IT HAPPEN stuff,
 
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He’s one of those insufferable guys who idolise Steve Jobs and his hands on work all the time ethos shit. The reality distortion MAKE IT HAPPEN stuff,
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Steve Jobs was a classic Hebrew freakazoid. Reportedly never showered because he believed his body would naturally take care of the cleanliness - Would walk around the Apple offices stinking like shit. He would wash his feet by standing in the toilets at Apple. Then finally when he got a treatable cancer because of his terrible lifestyle, he rejected medicine and convinced himself that eating only fruit would cure it. Doing that made his treatable cancer terminal and he died. Fucking loser. Nice turtleneck sweaters and ripping off people smarter than you.
 
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Sue Lightning said:
Steve Jobs was a classic Hebrew freakazoid. Reportedly never showered because he believed his body would naturally take care of the cleanliness - Would walk around the Apple offices stinking like shit. He would wash his feet by standing in the toilets at Apple. Then finally when he got a treatable cancer because of his terrible lifestyle, he rejected medicine and convinced himself that eating only fruit would cure it. Doing that made his treatable cancer terminal and he died. Fucking loser. Nice turtleneck sweaters and ripping off people smarter than you.
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Sounds like demonic possession tbh
 
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Steve Jobs was a classic Hebrew freakazoid. Reportedly never showered because he believed his body would naturally take care of the cleanliness - Would walk around the Apple offices stinking like shit. He would wash his feet by standing in the toilets at Apple. Then finally when he got a treatable cancer because of his terrible lifestyle, he rejected medicine and convinced himself that eating only fruit would cure it. Doing that made his treatable cancer terminal and he died. Fucking loser. Nice turtleneck sweaters and ripping off people smarter than you.
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He got literally the only type of pancreatic cancer that isn't an automatic death sentence and he decided to put his treatment in the hands of the Wholefoods produce section. Genius? Shithead.
 
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