Movies you thought were good then found out were gay

[CumiaPoodle]

When I was a teenager I thought seven was amazing. I’m watching it now, seems kind of gay.
Same thing with that movie kids. At 13 it was the shit. Now I think it’s one of the most stupid movies ever made.

WWAWD movies that tricked us into believing they weren’t gay only to find out it was nigger nonsense. I think I’d throw the wolf of Wall Street in there too. Silence was a much better Scorsese movie that no one seen.

Im in desperate need of movie suggestions. I don’t even care if they suck. Just need something new

 

[Carl Winslow]

Saving Pvt Ryan.

I don't mind Seven thou? The only part that seems really out of place is that knife strap on.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Saving Pvt Ryan.

I don't mind Seven thou? The only part that seems really out of place is that knife strap on.

Fuck that’s a good one saving private Ryan is exactly the kind of movie I’m talking about.

I don’t mind seven either I’m just not blown away by it like when I was a teenager.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Seven is all style, no substance. Pitt sucks in it, Freeman is fine but doesn't have much to work with. Spacey is good, but again the trite script does his character no favors. The strap on part is gratutious, but the weasely guy from Alien Resurrection screaming "I FAWKED HER!" always makes me laugh, so excessive. The Usual Suspects is my go-to stupid action thriller, the dialogue is fun and the characters are likable.

Movies I used to like but now realize were gay or overrated:
Ghostbusters 2
The Lost Boys (I think it has always sucked, vampires are lame. I'm so sorry, Big Jay.)
Goonies (Mostly overrated, but the Coreys are awful and ruin any movie they're in.)
Blow
Dogma
Return of the Jedi

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Seven is all style, no substance. Pitt sucks in it, Freeman is fine but doesn't have much to work with. Spacey is good, but again the trite script does his character no favors. The strap on part is gratutious, but the weasely guy from Alien Resurrection screaming "I FAWKED HER!" always makes me laugh, so excessive. The Usual Suspects is my go-to stupid action thriller, the dialogue is fun and the characters are likable.

Movies I used to like but now realize were gay or overrated:
Ghostbusters 2
The Lost Boys (I think it has always sucked, vampires are lame. I'm so sorry, Big Jay.)
Goonies (Mostly overrated, but the Coreys are awful and ruin any movie they're in.)
Blow
Dogma
Return of the Jedi

Lol dude blow is another one. I recently watched dogma with someone who never seen it. He said “nigga what is this this is the worst movie I’ve ever watched”

Return of the Jedi is awful. Ima fag who loves Star Wars.. but I have to skip a large part of that movie. I never seen the lost boys though

 

[Serious Business]

Reservoir Dogs

 

[FingerofGod]

Silence was a complete masterpiece for sure. I can only think of an example of the other way around right now. I watched Fast Times when I was like 16 and hated it but loved it when I watched it again a few years later.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I have a suspicion that pulp fiction sucks. I love Samuel L Jackson. And watch everything with him in it.

If you like dialogue heavy contained movies. Watch the sunset limited. It’s just Sam Jackson trying to convince tommy lee Jones not to kill himself. It’s a great fucking movie

This is a great scene from that movie.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Silence was a complete masterpiece for sure. I can only think of an example of the other way around right now. I watched Fast Times when I was like 16 and hated it but loved it when I watched it again a few years later.

Finally someone who seen and enjoyed silence. Thank you.. fast times is a great movie

 

[FingerofGod]

I have a suspicion that pulp fiction sucks. I love Samuel L Jackson. And watch everything with him in it.

If you like dialogue heavy contained movies. Watch the sunset limited. It’s just Sam Jackson trying to convince tommy lee Jones not to kill himself. It’s a great fucking movie

This is a great scene from that movie.

Tarantino is good if you’re a teenager going from watching kid’s movies/capeshit and wanting to transition into serious films. Adults shouldn’t like him. Violent schlock with zero substance.

 

[FingerofGod]

Finally someone who seen and enjoyed silence. Thank you.. fast times is a great movie

Yeah I was worried that silence was going to be preachy but I didn’t think it was at all. I even saw myself sympathizing with the chinks a bit. I feel like scorsese does a good job sticking pretty close to the source material. And I say that as someone who’s never read the books he’s based his movies on

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Tarantino is good if you’re a teenager going from watching kid’s movies/capeshit and wanting to transition into serious films. Adults shouldn’t like him. Violent schlock with zero substance.

I have a mixed bag of feeling with him. I loved the hateful 8 cuz I love dialogue and I love movies that feel contained. His newest movie sucked ass. I like parts of django. But I pretty
Much agree with you.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Yeah I was worried that silence was going to be preachy but I didn’t think it was at all. I even saw myself sympathizing with the chinks a bit. I feel like scorsese does a good job sticking pretty close to the source material. And I say that as someone who’s never read the books he’s based his movies on

Yeah I was very sympathetic to the chinks. The most unsympathetic character was the main character. Putting everyone’s lives at risk because he thought he could be Christ basically because he wanted fame. Fucking asshole

 

[LiberalPussy]

Requiem for a Dream
Star Trek 2009
Most Studio Ghibli movies

 

[FingerofGod]

I have a mixed bag of feeling with him. I loved the hateful 8 cuz I love dialogue and I love movies that feel contained. His newest movie sucked ass. I like parts of django. But I pretty
Much agree with you.

Maybe I was a bit harsh since I’ve only seen Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, and Natural Born Killers (which he wrote) but it’s not that I’m offended by violence, but what’s the point? When scorsese does violence you can tell he’s trying to tell the story as it happened and isn’t sugarcoating anything. Tarantino doesn’t have any interesting stories to tell. He comes off as a nerd desperately trying to be cool and unfortunately he has a bunch of manchild retards convinced.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Tried to re-watch "V for Vendetta" for the first time since I saw it in theatres and made it less than twenty minutes before shutting it off in boredom.

I always wanted to watch v for vendetta everyone likes it and tells me to watch it. But they’re retarded fags in my real life. Not cultured brothermen. So I should skip it?

 

[FingerofGod]

Yeah I was very sympathetic to the chinks. The most unsympathetic character was the main character. Putting everyone’s lives at risk because he thought he could be Christ basically because he wanted fame. Fucking asshole

Andrew Garfield really impressed me though. Before I watched Silence I thought he was just another hollywood fag

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Maybe I was a bit harsh since I’ve only seen Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, and Natural Born Killers (which he wrote) but it’s not that I’m offended by violence, but what’s the point? When scorsese does violence you can tell he’s trying to tell the story as it happened and isn’t sugarcoating anything. Tarantino doesn’t have any interesting stories to tell. He comes off as a nerd desperately trying to be cool and unfortunately he has a bunch of manchild retards convinced.

Nah dude you’re exactly correct. When I read what you wrote about his use of violence I went oh fuck he’s a hack.

 

[FingerofGod]

Requiem for a Dream
Star Trek 2009
Most Studio Ghibli movies

I have a soft spot for ghibli but maybe I have down syndrome.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Hateful 8 is bar none his worst movie and the dialogue is the main reason why.

"I made him suck my big black pecker"

Did ya?

That’s the only scene I didn’t like. I completely disagree besides that. Their talk in the wagon is great. And “talk that sass nigger talk that sass!”