Most annoying OnA moments

[lilconnorpeterson]

Norton would agitate me quite a bit with his "I was an addict" bit. Especially when he would give advice and pretend that he was still severely impacted by it.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Is Tom alive Friday's. The guy just wouldn't die.

 

[guest]

Norton would agitate me quite a bit with his "I was an addict" bit. Especially when he would give advice and pretend that he was still severely impacted by it.

Ew I forgot about that. Imagine drinking for a couple months at seventeen and pretending until you die that you're an alcoholic. Fucking asshole.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Any episode that began with this:

 

[Chive Turkey]

Forget what the bit was called but a girl would call up, rub her phone against her pussy and Opie and Andy would have to guess what was going on downstairs

Unironic sex-based bits like that with no other angle are definitely among the worst aged ones. Shit like the Tuesday Night Hummer Club, WOWing and Sex For Sam were centred around listener participation so they're understandable enough, and even the porn whore guests could be made tolerable enough by having them engage with the tards.

I understand that describing naked women on the air as a novelty in its own right was a vestigial remnant of OG shock jockery that put up numbahs back in the 80s, but it was trite by the early 2000s. You had a kinda bizarre situation in which O&A were doing theater of the mind erotica which wasn't just incongruous with where society at large stood, but the show itself apparently. They were doing tame ass GWIMP as Paltalk was supposedly running in the background with real time camwhores showing skin on demand. I'm not sure who it appealed to at that point.

 

[AnthonyCumio]

Patrice preaching to the men in the room about how they should coral their women.

I hate to say it, but Anthony must have been thinking to himself, "this big gorilla nigger doesn't know what he's talking about."

...and he's right.

Fucking faggot Jim Norton has a better handle on his love life than Patrice did. If Jim died right this second, he would leave nothing to his gay homo faggot boyfriend. As well he shouldn't!

Meanwhile, Patrice meets a dumb female chimpanzee with a prior monkey child, and he immediately signs away his entire life's savings, reputation, and 401(k) to this primate. And he acts like an old wise man of the desert when it comes to women.

He was played. He was taken for a fool. He's a complete idiot when it comes to girls, and I cringe to hear young men look up to him for advice on women.

The Black Philip show was such a disaster abortion dumpster fire.

 

[I'm Not Loying]

Also the clip of the guy fucking the chicken. Just depressing and not funny at all.

You mean audio of animal abuse isn't hilarious?

 

[DooDooBrown]

The music across the board. That stupid Rage theme song, everything in the clips they’d make, even the music they’d talk about. It all felt like your boomer uncle trying to stay hip.

Also whenever they would present themselves like these confrontational badasses, which was really often. When you go back and listen to full episodes, it’s hilarious the fake world they’ve built for themselves where everyone was either scared of them or angry at them because they’re such rapscallions. You’re two middle aged guys sitting in comfy chairs letting the Cellar crew do 90% of your jobs, stop acting like you’re Lenny Bruce.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Anytime Jim heard about the most basic shit like “sick days” he would act perplexed and interested. “So you get off the whole day? They roll over? So when do the sick days expire?” But when it came to some complicated political opinion he would take a firm knowing stance on it.

Also his arguments with Jesse Ventura are fucking infuriating. Wormy cocksucker was wrong the entire time but acted so high and mighty.

I did not do any forums or social media during the Jesse stuff and I thought I was alone in thinking that Jimmy did not get the best of Jesse. OnA were praising Jimmy if I recall and I thought I was nuts

 

[LingerLonger]

I did not do any forums or social media during the Jesse stuff and I thought I was alone in thinking that Jimmy did not get the best of Jesse. OnA were praising Jimmy if I recall and I thought I was nuts

Lots of the O&A sites or Paltalk or whatever would ban you when you shit on O&A or for even goofing on them. And there were certain topics where you could get permanently banned for even hinting at them like Anthony being obsessed with underage girls. Practically anyone who talked even seriously about the time one of his girlfriends was thrown into a mental asylum was banned forever from most sites because of Anthony. And a few O&A websites that would mention things like Lobster Girl or mocked Norton's acting or standup career would be dumped from the show as well if a caller mentioned them (these were some of the only times on satellite that the dump button was used).

Probably most pests sided with Ventura. And it was beyond obvious during the Chris Kyle and Ventura trial that Kyle had completely lied. Especially when zero Navy SEALs would actually back him up in court. But this was one of those topics where they would never admit that they were wrong. And they controlled the phones and most websites so you would just get silenced or brigaded if you were part of 'wrong think'.

Anthony and Norton would rip on Opie for "Greggshells". But they were enormous pissy eyed faggots over way more topics and personal issues than Opie ever was. Look at Anthony's response over bombing at the Pig Gay Oinkerson Roast and how he overreacted to see how much a sensitive little bitch he can be on even the most minor of issues.

You’re two middle aged guys sitting in comfy chairs letting the Cellar crew do 90% of your jobs, stop acting like you’re Lenny Bruce.

Lenny Bruce was a kike fraud who staged a bunch of arrests to make himself famous. Real name Leonard Schneider. Go listen to the old shows of Lenny Bruce when he was on stage. He is a complete hack and probably one of the worst standup comedians of all time. Also most of his arrests were for drugs. He died of heroin overdose as well.

O&A's stuff like Sex for Sam, Voyeur Bus, Mayor is Dead, are all better than what Lenny Schneider did.

 

[midwit]

To me it was just before the Porsalin doc was released when Worm wasn't just playing up his Colin Quinn mannerisms (which he had been doing for a decade obv) but effectively WAS Colin Quinn minus the wit and charm. He just completely took over Colin's entire dialectic, speaking patterns, opinions, everything. He unconsciously decided that the little shreds of what can be called Jim's "personality" had no utility anymore and decided to play Colin Quinn on the radio full-time.

Porsalin doesn't get enough credit for knocking that pedo-enabler down to size.

 

[BUBBLER]

Norton would agitate me quite a bit with his "I was an addict" bit. Especially when he would give advice and pretend that he was still severely impacted by it.

At least it gave us Stanhope ripping on his faggot ass