Most annoying OnA moments

[aRTie02150]

The I saw the Sign woman bit

It makes me angry.

 

[Single Action Army]

Whenever they couldn't do a bit or show prep was fumbled and they'd stop for 45 minutes to cry about management/staff

 

[alkiefuck2]

Chicken fucker audio
"We got big A in the studio.." Jesus Christ, NAHT FUNNEH
Forget what the bit was called but a girl would call up, rub her phone against her pussy and Opie and Andy would have to guess what was going on downstairs
Saved the worst for last, YouTube bits. Videoanda saves it but I couldn't imagine listening to that shite live

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Anything from the FreeFM era. That's when the show fell off a cliff and never fully recovered. The FM portions were largely unlistenable, and the XM portion was an afterthought/bitchfest.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Thanks for your service, tough guy.

Imagine being such a bootlicker worm for (((GlobalHomo))) to the point of supporting the TSA and "marring" a tranny and still not being let in "I think online anonymity should go away"

 

[Nana Cumia]

Forget what the bit was called but a girl would call up, rub her phone against her pussy and Opie and Andy would have to guess what was going on downstairs

Guess what's in my pants. Place the receiver, on your beaver.

 

[guest]

Imagine being such a bootlicker worm for (((GlobalHomo))) to the point of supporting the TSA and "marring" a tranny and still not being let in "I think online anonymity should go away"

One of the gayest Jimmy takes. Anonymity is the only thing that makes being online any fun.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

One of the gayest Jimmy takes. Anonymity is the only thing that makes being online any fun.

Patton Oswald wanted people thrown into jail for not thinking (((Amy Shumers))) is funny he murdered a woman, child

 

[guest]

Patton Oswald wanted people thrown into jail for not thinking (((Amy Shumers))) is funny he murdered a woman, child

Fatton Oswald and Norton should be the ones fighting for internet anonymity because they're two of the biggest cringelords I've ever seen.

 

[Single Action Army]

One of the gayest Jimmy takes. Anonymity is the only thing that makes being online any fun.

People who say this are just mad their own embarrassment is on display. I think at some point Norton realized airing all his sex filth on the air and on stage bit his ass.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The DMAN used to somewhat respect Norton bickering with Jesse Ventura. Listening back, you come to realize Opie was rational, with an open mind. Anthony and Norton vomiting mainstream talking points like it was going to blow Jesse Ventura's mind. That's why he kept saying "YOU CONVINCED ME!"

They interrupted him to ask him a question that he was IN THE MIDDLE of answering... They weren't listening to him. They just wanted to fight. They were waiting for their turn to talk, and they heard a bunch of buzzwords to pounce on.

At one point, Jesse or Alex Jones said something poking fun at "They hate us for our freedoms!!!" laughing stock narrative. Dopey Anthony the dumbass hick replied -- sincerely saying he believed "these terrorists hate us for our freedoms." Jesse and Alex just didn't know what to say to people this stupid and uninformed. But that was the charm of O&A... they covered politicians and debates through the lens of a child.

Fawked-up comedy. Not attempts at political analysis. One of The DMAN's first memories of O&A: when Jesse Ventura was sworn into office in 1999, they the played the audio. The guy doing the ceremony with Jesse doing the "I do solemnly swear" thing sounded exactly like Butt-Head. The DMAN noticed it as they played the audio, and then Anthony pointed it out and did this impersonation you would swear it was the real person. It was littler things like that, not really the big over the top stunts, that got The DMAN into the show.

The DMAN went back to listen to their reaction to Alex Jones when he was on The View. If you ever seen the clip of Alex on The View, it's legendary, one of the funniest things he's ever done. And O&A The DMAN expected to have a ball with this audio... O&A played it straight, didn't even crack jokes, and they got angry at him for attacking the TSA. Lol, it was a total lost opportunity because they refused to joke along with the bit. They sucked all the humor out of what is one of the funniest things The DMAN has ever seen on TV.

The way these fucking Hens keep interrupting him and deliberately misunderstanding and asking stupid questions drives me crazy

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Fatton Oswald and Norton should be the ones fighting for internet anonymity because they're two of the biggest cringelords I've ever seen.

Christ, could you imagine Amy Schumer's publicists sueing this great Forum? I am talking REAL Jew lawyers sueing us in civil court for our lentil soup and Panera Bread wages

 

[BrownTupperware]

When Opie would say “birfday” 18,000 times to no laugh, but he kept trying, I’ll give him credit for that

 

[starshipretard69]

Eating on mic and Opie saying "fuchitive" 50 fucking times during that bit.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Big A and Twickels reading the news.

 

[LingerLonger]

When Opie would say “birfday” 18,000 times to no laugh, but he kept trying, I’ll give him credit for that

It took years but that joke finally paid off during the infamous Gallagher "are you racist?" appearance.

 

[THE D]

The I saw the Sign woman bit

It makes me angry.

She was hot and it was an example of a brawd being somewhat funny.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

The Terry Schivo tapes. There’s a Patrice clip that i listen to often that they start playing that during. Also the clip of the guy fucking the chicken. Just depressing and not funny at all.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

When Opie would say “birfday” 18,000 times to no laugh, but he kept trying, I’ll give him credit for that

WARSH! WARSH! WARSH! GONNA WARSH YER BLUEBURRRY?!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Way back when they were still on FM, the retarded sex stunts were the worst. The 55 gallon drum challenge, bottle rockets, Opie pretending to be a pervier Stern, Nana pretending to be hetero, it was really gay. And of course, Sex For Sam was really bad too.