More shit that never happened

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[PogromStallone]

It's a fine film and I remember a lot of it but I've no idea what moment he is talking about it so it can't be that memorable. He's also clearly lying.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

Nice cavalry, stupid. This guy claims to be a professional author.

 

[StlakerFatti]

he says he behaved like a retarded child bothering those around him at a crowded, cramped space. i believe it happened.

 

[Humanatee]

Why does he think being an adult and shouting at moving images on a screen is something to be proud of? Embarrassing faggot.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He’s describing something only a literal retard would do

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Something Tim Walz's retarded son would do. Nice humble brag, stupid.
Also atheist Pat BTFO'd:

 

[Cuphead]

Shouted out because he's a fat autistic tard

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

It's a fine film and I remember a lot of it but I've no idea what moment he is talking about it so it can't be that memorable. He's also clearly lying.

Big Pog, with a killer hot take Big Pog.

 

[NoBacon]

“Mom the really fat autistic guy wearing the too small captain America shirt is screeching at the children’s movie again”

“Don’t look at him, just try to ignore him sweetie, it’s not his fault, he’s just learning disabled”

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The only time I remember feeling enough emotion where I could've been like "Fuck yeah!" at a movie was when I saw the True Grit remake in the theater at the "fill your hands you son of a bitch" part. Again, I said nothing, but I got excited and wanted to cheer in all the right places because he said the famous line. As I write that last sentence I realize that maybe I'm not so different from Pat deep down and perhaps I should kill myself.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

You know who else is loud in theaters?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The monkey movie looks like it might be kind of cool but it sure has a lot of coloreds in it, and not the kind I don't mind seeing in movies. The brown kind. The kind that you can smell through the screen.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

He has to mention it's a transatlantic flight to remind people he's a worldly person.

The only time I remember feeling enough emotion where I could've been like "Fuck yeah!" at a movie was when I saw the True Grit remake in the theater at the "fill your hands you son of a bitch" part. Again, I said nothing, but I got excited and wanted to cheer in all the right places because he said the famous line. As I write that last sentence I realize that maybe I'm not so different from Pat deep down and perhaps I should kill myself.

You can't die twice, Abe.

 

[Agent Smith]

"I was being a fat, disruptive faggot on an international flight, child."

He chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Does he think opening night is an excuse to be loud in the theatre?

Probably yes. Because everything he goes to see, consists of childrens movies or capeshit where the attending audience consists of fat autistic dorks that have queued up for 7 hours and need to show all the other dorks how much of a fan and how much they are enjoying it.

 

[NoBacon]

(Before the usual rude contrarians point it out, yes I sometimes play video games and watch children’s movies)

I really understand women who get the “ick” when they see men playing vidya games, watching anime or marvel cape heroes, imagine seeing your 45 year old husband wooping and hollering along to a monkey man comic book movie.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

(Before the usual rude contrarians point it out, yes I sometimes play video games and watch children’s movies)

I really understand women who get the “ick” when they see men playing vidya games, watching anime or marvel cape heroes, imagine seeing your 45 year old husband wooping and hollering along to a monkey man comic book movie.

It’s a shame an air marshal didn’t get up and tie Rick into a pretzel until they landed.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

(Before the usual rude contrarians point it out, yes I sometimes play video games and watch children’s movies)

I really understand women who get the “ick” when they see men playing vidya games, watching anime or marvel cape heroes, imagine seeing your 45 year old husband wooping and hollering along to a monkey man comic book movie.

What about when an adult tells you or brags about how good their KD is or how they "clutched"?

Lmao I am ashamed to admit I was a GAYmer. Even had a nice Khaos Marines army with Korn Beserkers. I stopped when I had kids also didn't want to spend 700 for a "new" ps4 that is just a different color with a remake off all the same 4 basic games.

 

[fricklefrackle]

"shouted out like I was in an opening night theatre"

I've never been to the "theatre" to see a movie in the States... people actually shout out during it like feral niggers? Never thought that was real.