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Even just a plain, new, sweatshirt with normal sleeves ,without anything printed on it, would be a massive upgrade for Joe. Just like Nana, Joe most likely keeps his clothes in a big pile on his bedroom floor, like some stupid burnout teenager. The airport's janitorial staff is no doubt better dressed than Joe is.
You know their jaws dropped when he spoke english instead of arabic
The panhandling heroin junkies begging in the gutter are better bressed than joe
Joe will be performing for a bunch of middle-class Euro snobs, not his usual crowd of a dozen long-term alcoholics at the local Moose lodge. When they see that slob waddle to the stage in his rags, and begin mooing his Midnight Rider US bar music, I can't imagine it'll go over real well.
Great timing for the first trip, the weather in Western Europe just took a downturn. Even in Spain it's gonna be cold, windy and raining for at least a week, and out at sea it's going to feel a lot worse. It's shaping up to be a rocky maiden voyage for Bovine Joe.
I can only imagine the disgust when people see him wandering around the airports. He thinks he looks like a badass but in reality he looks homeless and dirty.
And every single person there is thinking, "look at that disgusting American slob". And those people aren't wrong.
They would just calmly approach him "assallamaleikum" and he'd respond "uhhhh so so so... what?" and they'd realize he's a yank.
93% if Joe is there now.
In addition to a quality problem, I would assume there is a quantity issue as well. He probably buys one or two hoodies at a time and just wears them every day until they stink, are washed out and threadbare. Then the boomer goes on facebook and moos about how clothing doesn't have the same quality as it used to. Before you know it, he's back at Kohl's using his girlfriend's dead husbands Kohl's Kash for another round of hoodies.
Joe is still wearing the SOA merch he got for Christmas back in 2014, and the first thing he did after he unwrapped them was hack the sleeves off like a retard. His BEST shirt has fucking chains printed on it. Joe and his simpering brother were obviously raised by total animals...if they were even raised at all.
Their whore mother taught them important things like how to smoke a mean 8 ball
I bet you he's absolutely terrified right now. He's all alone in a foreign country, he doesn't know a soul, he's socially retarded, and thousands of miles outside his comfort zone for the first time in decades, if not ever. Now he has to board some creaky tub, and bray his way through an actual work schedule while adapting to life in a damp, tiny cubicle. I think he'll be seriously regretting it within hours, if not minutes. I'll be legitimately impressed if he actually gets through this.
I guarantee within the first hour of landing in Europe he has said "You're welcome for us saving you in WW2." I wish I was born with his retarded confidence to simply waltz through life assuming everyone around me owes me in some way.
No, they go to Le Midi or on guided tours to Costa Rica or Kenya. Joe will be performing to geriatric working-class Brits who saved a few quid.
Harsh but hilarious.
