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Roslyn Vampire

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I guess he wasn't lying and we'll have fresh Joe Q-mia content for the foreseeable future. He can't help himself. He'll document everything. I bet we'll get a post about how the toilets have two buttons
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Torque’sHeadBump

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Ahahahahah 1 day in and this dolt is already busting ribs. was the hotel and tickets comped? When he gets fired does he have to pay it all back? That wifebeater COD shirt is unbelievably trashy
The #borderpatrol hashtag was hilarious. Yeah, Joe, they kind of don’t give a shit if one more elderly black man comes to the UK under shady circumstances
 
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It's just hilarious how it doesn't even enter his mind that maybe he should wear something halfway respectable, and maybe he should leave his tattered old rags at home while he's "working".
Especially as we're living in a time with unbelievably low standards. No one's expecting you to wear a three piece suit and hat. These days a short sleeve button down cotton shirt and good chinos could pass as smart/casual. A plain t-shirt, jeans and sport coat will be fine in most social situations. Only grease monkeys wear cut-off Ts.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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Especially as we're living in a time with unbelievably low standards. No one's expecting you to wear a three piece suit and hat. These days a short sleeve button down cotton shirt and good chinos could pass as smart/casual. A plain t-shirt, jeans and sport coat will be fine in most social situations. Only grease monkeys wear cut-off Ts.
The fact that he NEVER wears sleeves means that when he puts on any kind of jacket, his armpits are rubbing against them. Every coat he owns probably stinks like B.O.
 
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