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Mooing About Grocery Prices..Again

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Pretty much. Musco foods imports all their good stuff from Europe. The crap filling their shelves is just regular supermarket stuff at double the price.
So their business model is to draw in the hardcore guinea foodies with the specialty items, then get them to impulse buy some other garbage while they're there. But Joe skips the foodie part, and just buys pretzels and soda at a giant markup, because he "likes" the store. You just can't fake that kind of dumb.
 

JebJoh

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Apparently he buys beer and pretzels, plus $3 shopping bags. Can’t find that kind of stuff in a Walmart. My theory is that this store is just closer to his house than the regular supermarket
It's pretty funny. Joe goes to the gay specialty supermarket where they mark everything up to fleece the more upscale local dagos, then blames Joe Biden while his own people gouge him. He surely strides into Uncle Giuseppe's with his guinea pride flowing, like he's among his tribe, then buys faggy yuppie pretzels and tiny cans of soda. "Oh, life under Bidenomics! I just paid $119.76 for some berries, some pretzels, some tiny cans of soda and beer! How are we supposed to LIVE like this?".
 

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Ha ha it's funny because you have more money than him and were born into a higher social class!!

Don't you work in finance, ie you produce absolutely nothing of value and make a lot of money for it?
Anyone who doesn't call a ragu "gravy" knows Barilla is crap pasta, and there are lepers bathing themselves in the Ganges right now who were born into a higher social class than the Cumias.

So if you had a job, what would you do? Bearding for an old queen doesn't count.
 
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The amount of people who don't understand that if you want good meat you go to a fucking butcher, not a supermarket, is insane.
I must be insane. In my experience the butcher is getting his cryovac sub primals from the same places and doing the same thing as a good supermarket. Sure, he'll cut to order, but any decent supermarket will do the same.

Black Angus, certified Angus, prime cuts can all be had at a good supermarket, cut to your specs, for half the price.

Maybe dry aging? I guess I've never seen an actual supermarket do that. Or better variety?
 
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