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Mooing About Grocery Prices..Again

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The fact that you can be positive that this isn't a joke post is really fucking sad/hilarious. People are fucking garbage cans. I don't think I've ever bought a bag of chips with my groceries. It's never something I need so I just breeze past that aisle when I'm doing actual grocery shopping. When I get a hankering for some chips I'll go buy some. I never just have chips on hand.

Never mind the four fucking cases of pop. I guarantee these people don't drink water, which is free and good for you, so when they run out of Mountain Dew and Sprite it's a big fucking deal.
The only reason why I think this is a joke is because there seems to not be a sufficient amount of “entrees.” People are fat, stupid slobs though so you never know.
 

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I hate to give you foreigners a reason to goof on the greatest country in the world but when I was a kid the government made pizza count as a vegetable for school lunch purposes. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


... The fuck, man.

A pizza LOADED with veg? And maybe light on the cheese? I might say that's ok. I love a good thin pizza with roasted vegetables all over it.

But bloody Christ, was that a Reagan thing? You can't trust a guy whose best friend was a talking mule!
 

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His friend named Charles who I think has a history of head injuries comments like a typical person with head injuries
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Millionaire bar owners?
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... The fuck, man.

A pizza LOADED with veg? And maybe light on the cheese? I might say that's ok. I love a good thin pizza with roasted vegetables all over it.

But bloody Christ, was that a Reagan thing? You can't trust a guy whose best friend was a talking mule!
It was actually 2011 but I thought it was like 10 years before that. Supposedly it was Congress and not Obama. Not reading all the articles about it but it is still true today because it has enough tomato sauce to count.
 

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There's a fancy grocery store I go to and the only thing I buy are sandwiches from the deli because everything is a rip off! Brother Joe really needs to change his spending habits now that he isn't getting his residual checks. He could just order this shit for pickup at walmart and not even have to get out of his car! #Ruizing

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It was actually 2011 but I thought it was like 10 years before that. Supposedly it was Congress and not Obama. Not reading all the articles about it but it is still true today because it has enough tomato sauce to count.

Your guys packaged tomato sauce over there is fucking sugar, with some tomato thrown in. I've looked into the ingredients and they're disgusting.

Legitimate, real tomato sauce is incredible. I'm sure you can buy that in your country, but you probably play Uncle Giuseppe prices. Which is a fucking shame.

You shouldn't have to kill yourself for decent food.
 
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The end result of a lifetime of spending money that isn't his. He's never had to budget, he's always been free to indulge his whims, because he didn't have to earn the money himself. For example, after working the first real job he had in his entire adult life, the very first thing he did upon getting paid was blowing a few grand in Atlantic City, then hitting the dago grocery store to load up on luxury snacks for himself, like he earned the right to "treat himself". He could have used the experience as a jumping off point to eat better, or maybe dig himself out of debt, but Joe opted for the niggerish approach instead, and began throwing around his meager earnings as soon as he waddled down the gangplank.

The whining about his overpriced Joe Biden groceries is mostly a passive-aggressive flex, that both validates his brain-damaged "political views" and shows everyone how much he has to spend on trash. He wants his retarded followers to know he just pissed away hundreds of dollars on soda and pretzels, so he can show everyone how swell he's doing.
 

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The end result of a lifetime of spending money that isn't his. He's never had to budget, he's always been free to indulge his whims, because he didn't have to earn the money himself. For example, after working the first real job he had in his entire adult life, the very first thing he did upon getting paid was blowing a few grand in Atlantic City, then hitting the dago grocery store to load up on luxury snacks for himself, like he earned the right to "treat himself". He could have used the experience as a jumping off point to eat better, or maybe dig himself out of debt, but Joe opted for the niggerish approach instead, and began throwing around his meager earnings as soon as he waddled down the gangplank.

The whining about his overpriced Joe Biden groceries is mostly a passive-aggressive flex, that both validates his brain-damaged "political views" and shows everyone how much he has to spend on trash. He wants his retarded followers to know he just pissed away hundreds of dollars on soda and pretzels, so he can show everyone how swell he's doing.
This was a pretty funny comment on his post
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I really want Joe to go off on people buying things with other peoples money
 
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This was a pretty funny comment on his post
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I really want Joe to go off on people buying things with other peoples money
Or the guitars. The guy plays in terrible cover bands, and has been doing the same thirty songs since 1980, yet he has a wall of dozens of useless, worthless guitars, and a room crammed full of recording equipment he doesn't even know how to use. But what does he care, as he didn’t pay for any of it.
 
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