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MC Serch's fucking awful Brunch party.

BrotherMan1488

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Serch proves that rap is the cringiest gayest fucking form of music there is. You can be an old fuck and still play rock and metal songs and keep your dignity. Anyone over the age of 45 tries rhyming and nigger rapping and they sound so corny and out of place. Fuck rap it's only created by jews to turn blacks into niggers
Dudes are in there 40s still making "rap" 😬
 

bovinebrain

MIND CONTROL!!!
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It's an order to annoy the shit out of your local deli guy. Only the Muslims make it right

They take a shitty burger patty and chop it up with onions. They're supposed to chop and mix up cheese into it as well so it turns into a gooey clump, but it fucks up the grill so most places just put the cheese at the end and sandwich it up

Basically a cut up crumbly burger. Its better than a shitty diner burger cause there more flavor but shit compared to a cheese steak
This sums it up really well. I’ve never tried it but I’ve heard about it way too much. The thought of some jihadi chopping up expired burger patties and adding in some crap cheese on his crusty old grill always turns me off the to idea of even trying it.

I’m sure it tastes good but I tend to avoid TikTok trends.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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He's been a joke for over 30 years and still thinks he's not.
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bantadant

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This sums it up really well. I’ve never tried it but I’ve heard about it way too much. The thought of some jihadi chopping up expired burger patties and adding in some crap cheese on his crusty old grill always turns me off the to idea of even trying it.

I’m sure it tastes good but I tend to avoid TikTok trends.
They're nothing special, although I can't imagine making one with turkey instead
 

Safka's Enticer

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This sums it up really well. I’ve never tried it but I’ve heard about it way too much. The thought of some jihadi chopping up expired burger patties and adding in some crap cheese on his crusty old grill always turns me off the to idea of even trying it.

I’m sure it tastes good but I tend to avoid TikTok trends.
Its fucking delicious though, the places that really burn the meat and cheese do it damn well. It should stick together and be nice and crispy
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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How is DAT CHOP CHEE even 'brunch' food?

Why is brunch from 2-7pm? Thats already LUNCH.

Serch is such a dope, doesn't even know what brunch is.
Brunch is an excuse to drink mimosas to ward off a hangover. Not listening to a washed up rapper doing a DJ set where he’s hyping up the “crowd” by screaming between songs from when he was kind of famous.
 

Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

Those breeches will stay open!
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“For you madam?”

“I will have the foie gras for starters, followed by the lobster thermidor.. and perhaps the Belgian chocolate dipped strawberries for dessert. Thank you.”

“Excellent choice, madam.”

“And for you, sir?”

“YO, GIMME DAT CHOP CHEE!”

“Excuse me, sir?”

“From Queens?!”

“Sir, we’re in Manhattan”

“Even better!”
 

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“For you madam?”

“I will have the foie gras for starters, followed by the lobster thermidor.. and perhaps the Belgian chocolate dipped strawberries for dessert. Thank you.”

“Excellent choice, madam.”

“And for you, sir?”

“YO, GIMME DAT CHOP CHEE!”

“Excuse me, sir?”

“From Queens?!”

“Sir, we’re in Manhattan”

“Even better!”
Brooklyn even betta? Yo, he bout to have 20 goons pull they ratchet
 
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