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MC Serch's fucking awful Brunch party.

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
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One of those cunts shit on my grandmas head once at a festival she took me to when I was around 7 years old. Hated them ever since.
They're very aggressive too. I don't see them in Florida, so it's been years, but I got hassled by one when I riding my bike when I was a kid in Boston. It straight up charged at me and I didn't know what to think of it and then it just jumped at me and I took off. I remember some Central American guy saying "be careful mijo those are mean birds."

Never left my memory.
 

Dummy Gaynuts

Pookie-pie water-pig
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They're very aggressive too. I don't see them in Florida, so it's been years, but I got hassled by one when I riding my bike when I was a kid in Boston. It straight up charged at me and I didn't know what to think of it and then it just jumped at me and I took off. I remember some Central American guy saying "be careful mijo those are mean birds."

Never left my memory.
they’re both mean and they shit all over the place. Just fat asshole birds
 

TravisPickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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They're very aggressive too. I don't see them in Florida, so it's been years, but I got hassled by one when I riding my bike when I was a kid in Boston. It straight up charged at me and I didn't know what to think of it and then it just jumped at me and I took off. I remember some Central American guy saying "be careful mijo those are mean birds."

Never left my memory.
I've never had one charge me, seen a lot of videos of it. These fagbirds have ruined most of our public beaches and lakes because theres just so many of them shitting the place up that they're swimmers-itch shitholes now.
Like, you look cool when you migrate, we fucking get it. Fuck off.
 
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