'LOBSTER GIRL' Killed Opie & Anthony

[DMAN]

100% doubt anyone will ever be able to find it.

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Ewwwww. Found this trying to find said audio. Wackbag circa 2003.

Check out the newgroups too for more text based info.

alt.fan.opie-and-anthony - Google Groups

groups.google.com

Wyz just posted there recently.

And, given everything we know about the sashaying old fruit, there is little-to-no doubt that this Lobster Girl was, in all likelihood, facilitating some sort of anal sex activities where Nana played the dainty, tittering bottom queen. Possibly sex toys, possibly the real thing, we just don't know.

And as we all know, Nana LOVES to gloat and brag about his virility and his sex drive, especially while he's in the company of other men. Why he does this is certainly no mystery.

Anthony loves to dish about his life, but he doesn't want anyone knowing about his gay sex and his heart attack. Was Fezzie just doing a parody of Cumia?

 

[Sue Lightning]

There are a lot of gems there. Last year I spent way too much time reading 20 year old posts.

I can’t access any of the actual forum threads. Do you have a link to them?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Check out the newgroups too for more text based info.

alt.fan.opie-and-anthony - Google Groups

groups.google.com

Wyz just posted there recently.



Anthony loves to dish about his life, but he doesn't want anyone knowing about his gay sex and his heart attack. Was Fezzie just doing a parody of Cumia?

Not his real life, but the life he wants everyone (particularly other men) to believe he leads. Lots of sex, a taste for the tightest, youngest snatch, lots of money, tons of hilarious fun. But in real life, he's passing out hammered at 6am with a rubber egg up his ass, and batting his eyelashes at Gavin McInnes.

 

[guest]

Great post, as always, Dre

You’re just happy you made his list

Just fawkin with you, you’re one of my favorite posters.

 

[guest]

I didn’t read it all but I suspect that Anthony is a faggot and didn’t want people to know that ‘sweet’ Melinda sucked strange cock.

Either that or opie fucked Melinda would be doubly embarrassing.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You’re just happy you made his list

Wouldn't you be?

 

[DMAN]

A year later, Anthony was cool with exposing Howard's underaged daughter for partying at the Christmas concert...

But if you mentioned Anthony's failed marriage, his self-imposed divorce, his obvious homosexual flings, his self-imposed heart attack, his mom being a crack smoking whore -- he hits the dump button thus ruining the show in every market by erasing what just happened.

I'm sure Opie was thrilled with his radio show being derailed by a panicking faggot who doxxes fans, hits the dump, drinks during the show, invites his skank to distract him from work -- and to top it off, Opie's chick was being messed with by Anthony's toxic home life.

Anthony imposed all his problems onto Opie, then projected them all as Opie's responsibility. Bitter vampiric faggot hopped online (like he did every night) to bash Opie using fake accounts, trying to build the O vs. A narrative and hit the divide and conquer technique against his own show.

"The little cunt won't even look at me" is the kinda thing you say about someone who you've been TOYING WITH for years. Anthony looked at Opie like he was his personal lolcow to torture and backstab, then watch him squirm. Anthony still does it TO THIS VERY DAY by posting videos like the restaurant lookalike. "TEE HEE, Wouldn't it be cute if that really was Opie? And if I just sat here AND DIDN'T DO SHIT????"

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I didn’t read it all but I suspect that Anthony is a faggot and didn’t want people to know that ‘sweet’ Melinda sucked strange cock.

Either that or opie fucked Melinda would be doubly embarrassing.

You should read it. It's a great post.

 

[DMAN]

I didn’t read it all

Laziness like this prevents you from ranking on the list. Look inwards

 

[guest]

A year later, Anthony was cool with exposing Howard's underaged daughter for partying at the Christmas concert...

But if you mentioned Anthony's failed marriage, his self-imposed divorce, his obvious homosexual flings, his self-imposed heart attack, his mom being a crack smoking whore -- he hits the dump button thus ruining the show in every market by erasing what just happened.

I'm sure Opie was thrilled with his radio show being derailed by a panicking faggot who doxxes fans, hits the dump, drinks during the show, invites his skank to distract him from work -- and to top it off, Opie's chick was being messed with by Anthony's toxic home life.

Anthony imposed all his problems onto Opie, then projected them all as Opie's responsibility. Bitter vampiric faggot hopped online (like he did every night) to bash Opie using fake accounts, trying to build the O vs. A narrative and hit the divide and conquer technique against his own show.

"The little cunt won't even look at me" is the kinda thing you say about someone who you've been TOYING WITH for years. Anthony looked at Opie like he was his personal lolcow to torture and backstab, then watch him squirm. Anthony still does it TO THIS VERY DAY by posting videos like the restaurant lookalike. "TEE HEE, Wouldn't it be cute if that really was Opie? And if I just sat here AND DIDN'T DO SHIT????"

I read every word. Great work!

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Not his real life, but the life he wants everyone (particularly other men) to believe he leads. Lots of sex, a taste for the tightest, youngest snatch, lots of money, tons of hilarious fun. But in real life, he's passing out hammered at 6am with a rubber egg up his ass, and batting his eyelashes at Gavin McInnes.

Does the egg vibrate?🫨 Child?

 

[LingerLonger]

Anthony's maniac ex-wife is under a legal NDA. But his other girlfriends have basically outed him as a fag at this point (Sue Lightning, anal eggs). And Anthony has practically outed himself on multiple occasions (watches gay porn, mommy's shoes, Treefort Richard). He had to have been bringing dudes home with his wife both for himself and his wife. I just imagine Anthony and another dude watching WWF matches on the couch together as fellow fags. Or some guy banging his wildebeest of a spouse while Anthony plays Half Life in his underwear after prepping the bull.

One of these days Opie will burn the bridge fully and tell everyone he knew Anthony was a fag the entire time.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Anthony's maniac ex-wife is under a legal NDA.

According to Op during a Howard fight, he claimed Howard tried to get Ant’s ex on but he explained it in a really weird way. First it was because “Howard knew not to go there” then Ant says “besides I already aired my dirty laundry” then they both claim Howard didn’t want to do it after the bbboys threatened to get Howards ex on. It sounds fishy to me. An NDA for Howards ex i could get speaking on how big he was and the image he tried to maintain. I can’t imagine Ant getting an NDA for his ex wife. And if she doesn’t have one? She probably doesn’t give a shit enough to talk about Cumia. Only we do.

One of these days Opie will burn the bridge fully and tell everyone he knew Anthony was a fag the entire time.

I honestly don’t believe this, only because Opie doesn’t know. Op has attacked Ant’s racism, drunkness, irresponsibility, and penchant for young women. At this point if he knew anything about Ant being gay he would have let it slip or made a reference or something. Now I don’t think this is evidence of Ant not being a fag but more so evidence of him being such a good fag that he was able to hide it. How many hours were spent building Anthony up as a mans man? His talk about young women, guns, and sports cars? Why would the retarded Opster ever catch on?

 

[EraGodless]

The lobster girl incident: one of the most covered-up moments in O&A history. Swept under the rug as much as "the show we can't talk about." (which at least has surviving audio.)

- In July 1999, O&A threaten to kill a lobster live on the air.
- Some crazy whore calls and comes to the studio to suck Spaz's dick to prevent the lobster's death.
- Anthony's ex-wife takes a liking to the crazy lobster whore, and suggests bringing her home.
- The crazy whore eventually becomes Anthony's girlfriend, splitting up his marriage.

Here's where it gets fuzzy... Suddenly the O&A show becomes censored. Anthony starts to hit the dump button on callers who mention his divorce, his ex-wife, his dicksucking lobster girlfriend, his threesomes, and the site hosting all the rumors: Wackbag. I remember the show going from Wackbag discussions to suddenly outright hating the website overnight.

It becomes even funnier when you take into account this is the period where Howard Stern was 'censoring' O&A. Meanwhile, Anthony was also censoring O&A and the growing fanbase. There is something in those divorce proceedings, involving the crazy lobster whore, that Anthony is willing to go to great lengths to hide.

I have a theory that Anthony pulled favors with Syndication Underground and had that entire period from 1999 wiped. O&A were very close to the fans who were pirating the show at the time. Opie would trade tapes with them too. I find it very suspicious that the second half of 1999 is entirely lost, starting in July when the Lobster incident happened, all the way up until 2000.

Late 1999 (particularly September) was probably O&A's peak in terms of growth, content going online, flipping to Talk format, feuding with Stern. Archive.org has a nearly complete history of O&A audio, going all the way back to WAAF in Boston when nobody cared about them... Yet somehow, all the .mp3 files from the lobster girl period (July 1999 - December 1999) are somehow completely missing. A giant chunk of episodes from THE HOTTEST period of the show (as far as online file sharing) is nonexistent...?

This incident kicked off the heat between O&A. You see, Opie & Anthony were great friends who would take their girlfriends on vacation together. When the crazy lobster whore materialized, suddenly Anthony was acting all weird, ruining the show, destroying his own life, drinking more beer than ever, bringing the girl to the studio, and doing ANNOYING teenaged boy things that pissed Opie off and ruined the show.

WHY WOULDN'T OPIE BE PISSED OFF? Please remember that this is the reason Anthony was ever angry with Opie. It wasn't "he's not as funny as me," or "he talks over me," it was always because Opie was just looking at Ant like "dude, what the fuck are you DOING?" Anthony's resentment for Opie grew out of this, and Anthony began creating online profiles to bash Opie anonymously, bash Opie's family, shit on Opie to the staff when Opie wasn't around, turn Norton against Opie, etc Anthony wanted Opie gone because then Anthony could eat cookies for breakfast, play video games all night, and never go to school again!

It was later revealed that crazy lobster whore did indeed fuck other staff members behind Anthony's back as well, then ultimately dumped Anthony.

To recap:
Anthony's anger with Opie's sensible outlook: Unjustified
Opie's hatred for Anthony's embarrassing childish behavior: Very justified

Here are a few short clips that do survive:











Now, there have been dedicated pests in the past who saved .mp3 audio of the lobster incident. There is evidence of Wikipedia fags trying to erase the story, and one pest providing a dead link to YouSendIt (which was a huge file sharing site in the early 2000's) obviously that link is dead.

Does anyone have the lobster girl audio?

Lobster Girl... whateva happened there

 

[EraGodless]

Anthony's maniac ex-wife is under a legal NDA. But his other girlfriends have basically outed him as a fag at this point (Sue Lightning, anal eggs). And Anthony has practically outed himself on multiple occasions (watches gay porn, mommy's shoes, Treefort Richard). He had to have been bringing dudes home with his wife both for himself and his wife. I just imagine Anthony and another dude watching WWF matches on the couch together as fellow fags. Or some guy banging his wildebeest of a spouse while Anthony plays Half Life in his underwear after prepping the bull.

One of these days Opie will burn the bridge fully and tell everyone he knew Anthony was a fag the entire time.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I'm sure Opie was thrilled with his radio show being derailed by a panicking faggot who doxxes fans, hits the dump, drinks during the show, invites his skank to distract him from work -- and to top it off, Opie's chick was being messed with by Anthony's toxic home life.

#NEVER4GET

ANTS ISSUES:
-Pedophilia
-Women beating
-Excessive racism
-Old ass references
-Missing work
-Coming into work hung over
-Gambling problem
-Loves women more than his radio show
-Doxxes fans
-Couldn’t take a joke
-Messed with his radio partner for 15 years

OPIES ISSUES:
-Couldn’t take a joke
-Unfunny
-Snapped at an intern 14 years ago

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Anthony's maniac ex-wife is under a legal NDA. But his other girlfriends have basically outed him as a fag at this point (Sue Lightning, anal eggs). And Anthony has practically outed himself on multiple occasions (watches gay porn, mommy's shoes, Treefort Richard). He had to have been bringing dudes home with his wife both for himself and his wife. I just imagine Anthony and another dude watching WWF matches on the couch together as fellow fags. Or some guy banging his wildebeest of a spouse while Anthony plays Half Life in his underwear after prepping the bull.

One of these days Opie will burn the bridge fully and tell everyone he knew Anthony was a fag the entire time.

Is there any indication that Anthony was raped or something when he and Joe went out to California to live with Joe Sr.? I know Buzz allegedly had sex with him out there.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Is there any indication that Anthony was raped or something when he and Joe went out to California to live with Joe Sr.? I know Buzz allegedly had sex with him out there.

Yeah Buzz fucked him out in California. I don’t care what you faggots say that is rape because the context is so fucking strange. What fucking father gets his friend to fuck his son to break his cherry. (Who does that sound like? Oh yeah. Boosie Badazz. A literal nig.) But Anthony has no conception of why that would be wrong because he lived it and rationalizes it. He thinks its badass and cool and not extremely degenerate and niggerish.

 

[guest]

Is there any indication that Anthony was raped or something when he and Joe went out to California to live with Joe Sr.? I know Buzz allegedly had sex with him out there.

I fucked Anthony hard and he liked it. He can call, text or email. I suspect he won’t.

 

[EraGodless]

Yeah Buzz fucked him out in California. I don’t care what you faggots say that is rape because the context is so fucking strange. What fucking father gets his friend to fuck his son to break his cherry. (Who does that sound like? Oh yeah. Boosie Badazz. A literal nig.) But Anthony has no conception of why that would be wrong because he lived it and rationalizes it. He thinks its badass and cool and not extremely degenerate and niggerish.

I'm pretty sure Anthony Keidis's father did the same thing- kind of fucked up Keidis. Also, it was kind of put out there that he may have been molested by Cher (she was his babysitter). Point being, a lot of weird motherfucking parents out there. It's not a new phenomenon.