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Nigger Jim gets the ONLY pass I got. The rest of them I want blown the fuck up.
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I am sorry. The pass system has been revoked. You will have to beat him to death with Hamilton red bricks as is traditional.
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Women married to military niggas are neglected af...she oopsie doodled, probably cheating on him with a civilian while he's overseas.
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@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda I want you to read a book called "Old Yeller" to prepare yourself for what you must do.
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I've probably seen the movie like 500 times, is that good enough?
Nigger Jim's a good boy. I hung a side of beef up overnight in the smokehouse right in front of him and he didn't eat any of it. He saved my little brother Arliss from a bear. He saved me from a pack of feral hogs. Mama had to suture up my leg with mule hair. The stupid fucking cow got the hydrophoby and as Mama was a-burnin' up the body, a wolf attacked her and Lisbeth and Nigger Jim fought the cocksucker off but it bit him. Mama said that wolf probably gave him the hydrophoby and she should shoot him. I said "bullshit, bitch" and I penned Nigger Jim up in the corn crib to wait and see. Lo and behold, Mama was right. Nigger Jim has the hydrophoby and I have to tearfully shoot him straight in the face while saying "You was a good nigger, Nigger Jim."
But it's not over. Nigger Jim secretly knocked up Lisbeth's dog and she had little Niglet Jims and I took one so it was like Nigger Jim never even got the hydrophoby and got shot in the face.