If I break up with a chick and that fucking cunt doesn't spend the rest of her miserable life crying and pining for me, then that bitch is a fucking WHORE who deserve to be buried up to their neck in the desert. Am I fucking wrong?
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Let's take a moment to remember the sacrifices made by our veterans
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He called em “rock apes”. I think he was pretty “chemically encouraged to fight” during that war so I don’t know. He also told me he blew up a water buffalo for fun once because he was a grenadier. He’s quite mellow in his old age
There's been one time I've broken up with a girl. The other times I just slowly become so intolerable they break up with me if I want to break up. Then it's their fucking fault and I can be a victim.
There's a bunch of stories from Vietnam vets (who should all be blown up because my ex is dating some military bitch) about those gook sasquatches.
My uncle was a marine Lieutenant and spent his 13 months fighting up and down I Corps, including Tet. His name is mentioned in a few long forgotten books about Hue City.
My friend visited Thailand once and monkeys would constantly ambush her, rip out her hair, and try to steal her shit.
Where did he poop?
yes exactly. He also said the VC would stir up these primitive mountain tribes with flintlock rifles against the military and they’d have to quell them
At base camp in an officers latrine, out in the field probably in some privates foxhole
The Montagnards? CIA really fucked those people. Some of the Green Berets were big fans of them, but some also turned on the A Teams
My old man was 1st marines right out of high school, this nigga wasn’t going to college. He enlisted before he got drafted because his cousin enlisted and my dad liked the Dress Blues. What a retard
I wish I was in the army so I'd have the confidence to poop outside more often.
What was she wearing? She probably deserved it.
These are apparently more like Bigfoot type things. They'd apparently huck huge rocks effortlessly at US soldiers and the young ones would try to fuck with them. The theory is the war drove them out of the jungle into the mountains and they were pissy about it. I think I read a story about them shooting one once. Who knows if it's all a bunch of horse shit because the military is entirely LIARS and PIECES OF SHIT, but I'm quick to believe a lot of stupid shit like that.
Ho Chi Minh, shoot a load on your chin.
I was only joking about my uncle, he was an enlisted man's officer (you had to be with the fragging) who eventually went full bird colonel and worked in the Pentagon. He had some renown for teaching some of his men how to swim (THE BLACKS) which came in handy on Go Noi island during the monsoon.
Thailand or a major American city?
my dad landed a relatively cushy job at the local naval base as part of a viet vet rehabilitation program in the 90s when I was a toddler and hes happily retired from it now
My uncle led a well known marine unit in Desert Storm. Then took the Pentagon job and retired to Northern Virginia. Comes back to the family farm every summer tho
My dad did blue collar maintenance/painting work at the base, but he was a full, unfireable govt employee. I used to love to go to work with him. I worked at the base during my college summers too
when I was 5 my grandpa told my brother and me a story about how he was in a hospital that blew up in WWII and he landed on a mattress and got a purple heart
In our 20s we told our parents and my dad was just like "He doesn't have any medals?" So I'm the shithead kid telling tall-tales about a relative doing something crazy/impressive, and not because I'm an asshole just my grandpa was fucking with us
In our 20s we told our parents and my dad was just like "He doesn't have any medals?" So I'm the shithead kid telling tall-tales about a relative doing something crazy/impressive, and not because I'm an asshole just my grandpa was fucking with us