Let's take a moment to remember the sacrifices made by our veterans

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I wish I was in the army so I'd have the confidence to poop outside more often.

I didn't go to the Army and I shit outside just fine. Although I never had to test my skills while being watched.

My dad did blue collar maintenance/painting work at the base

They like pretty paintings at the base?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

God Bless your Dad! Mine was in Vietnam too, Marine Corp, 1966 - 68 at Da Nang. He just missed getting sent to Khe Sanh because he had less than 30 days left there, and it was a rule at the time that you couldn't be sent into active combat if you had less than 30.

Your dads are fucking my girlfriend and I hope they get blowed up.

 

[Turk February]

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Your dads are fucking my girlfriend and I hope they get blowed up.

I bet he doesn't even know how to poop. Fucking fag.

 

[Turk February]

Hey, let's invade a country trying to get over it's colonial past and install a colonial government. There won't be any consequences to this! And we won't even poop! Vietnam was fucking stupid.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Hey, let's invade a country trying to get over it's colonial past and install a colonial government. There won't be any consequences to this! And we won't even poop! Vietnam was fucking stupid.

Maybe the poop they took was the war they lost along the way.

 

[Turk February]

Maybe the poop they took was the war they lost along the way.

Adagio for strings play softly. @BoringFaggot s father is in the jungle weeping after burning down a village. "What's wrong Lieutenant?" "I just really want to poop, sir"

 

[Africa.com]

Hey, let's invade a country trying to get over it's colonial past and install a colonial government. There won't be any consequences to this! And we won't even poop! Vietnam was fucking stupid.

Well Turk it's a little more complicated than that

 

[BoringFaggot]

Well Turk it's a little more complicated than that

@Sue Lightning comment?

 

[Turk February]

@Sue Lightning comment?

Oh yeah. That's a forum essay I want to read from a fake gay Americunt. Super psyched. Good idea.

 

[Suetonius]

@Sue Lightning comment?

Give me a second i’m pulling up Wikipedia

 

[Anna's Community Manager]

My friend visited Thailand once and monkeys would constantly ambush her, rip out her hair, and try to steal her shit.

"Monkeys"

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

And we won't even poop!

No bullshit turkster, we had a looted vietnamese chamber pot under the bathroom sink growing up

 

[Turk February]

No bullshit turkster, we had a looted vietnamese chamber pot under the sink growing up

That's why they won. They let their men and women poop. It was a brilliant tactic in guerilla warfare.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That's why they won. They let their men and women poop. It was a brilliant tactic in guerilla warfare.

That explains the punji sticks

 

[TravisPickle]

I highly recommend that for anyone interested in that time period or the war in general, it's so fascinating! LBJ is a funny fuck too, as big an asshole as he was... The convo starting at 6:00 is VERY revealing. Senator Russell called the whole thing exactly how it would go, and Johnson knew it too but still decided to get us deeper and deeper into what Sen. Russell labels "An awful mess" time after time.... All the calls in that video are worth a listen though.


Just a funny quote from the 2nd to last call which i think about all the time

"...and I really believe they (Vietcong) last longer than we do. One of their boys gets down in a rut and he stays there for 2 days, without water food or anything and never moves! Waiting to ambush somebody... Now an American, he stays there about 20minutes and goddamn he's gotta get him a cigarette..." - Lyndon Johnson

Funny as fuck if you listen to it, and quite frankly TRUE!!!

Quote fulfilling are we?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No bullshit turkster, we had a looted vietnamese chamber pot under the bathroom sink growing up

"I ate the souls of every gook I killed and I shit them into this very pot that their family had shit rice into for generations. Someday this'll be your shit pot, boy."

 

[Turk February]

That explains the punji sticks

Toilet paper was in short supply. It was war time. Sometimes you wipe with a very sharp spike instead and leave it there. It was never meant to be a weapon of war.

 

[Turk February]

I know most of you guys have probably seen it but there's a classic movie called First Blood about a man looking for a place to poop after the war ends and being rejected for it.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I know most of you guys have probably seen it but there's a classic movie called First Blood about a man looking for a place to poop after the war ends and being rejected for it.

His poop was so heavy it brought down a helicopter.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

First Blood(y stool)