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So he has at least 4 separate events where he was the potential "lifesaver" in civilian life, how fucking impossible is that for the average person. He just makes this shit up.
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Let me put my fish lips on you, child
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Was thinking the same thing. Needing to give someone CPR is probably a once in a lifetime thing, if that, unless you’re a lifeguard or something. Fat fuck lies like a Persian rug.
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Oh, but he was a lifeguard sweetie, I’m sorry you’re so stupid, I can’t help you
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Patrick kissed a 67 year old Lithuanian man lol
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The dates aren't coincidental. Her age gets younger as time goes by to up the impact he expected but didn't get the last time
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Why did he feel the need to say the guy was Lithuanian? How does that add to the story?
Imagine youre a 5 year old having a sudden medical event. You awaken and this malformed visage is inches away from your face, breathing and sweating into your mouth. The smell of Milwaukees Best, baby meat and nigger farts hangs thick in the air.. you struggle to get away and he pins you down, going back in for round 2 as you beg for the sweet release of death. This is the stuff nightmares are made of
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Hush child, he was Ukrainian, I just knew you'd question that.
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Patrick does not behave like a person who has undergone any amount of therapy.
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Bad liars think excessive details sell the story better, when in reality, they're usually what gives away the lie.
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I think this is the fourth time I've said "Jesus Christ, that's the nastiest thing I've read on this forum" ....but I genuinely mean it.
What a horrific thought!
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It’s funny how he always “volunteers” but never EVER takes a paying side job. I really think he’s on some kind of SSI scam and can’t show any kind of income. He brags about hand selling his books for cash which you know he doesn’t report.
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I don’t think he’s ever volunteered for a thing in his life unless it was to signal and get attention.
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Moral of the story? Fatrick fails at CPR, he inadvertently killed two people and he is a confirmed pedophile for making out with a kindergartener.
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I like that he bragged about checking VAX cards and states are stopping that shit because they know all that crap will hurt democrats in mid term elections so Covid went away like it never happened.
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That's not true; he volunteered to have Quasi push his shit in for example.