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We all get a little carried away sometimes but man if he hasn't died of embarrassment yet I hope he takes a long walk off a short pier!
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Take you to dinner. Maybe kiss your freshly fucked mouth.Imagine saying that to a woman, but only because she Patposts. View attachment 197603
"I want to fuck it and then kiss you"
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lmao fawwwwwk dude. Not good.
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When you quote my posts without allowing me like 60 seconds for editing, you're essentially raping me. PickleRickle raped me on the pinball table just now and you all just stood by and watched.
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I even raped your quote for you, making this entire sentence also raped pre-emptively. It has to be this way.
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Imagine saying that to a woman, but only because she Patposts. View attachment 197603
"I want to fuck it and then kiss you"
All this faggotry because she fucking “Patposts”. It’s like the zoomer virgins who lose their mind at black haired women. “OMG BE MY GOTH MOMMY!!!!!”
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You two faggots are officially off the hook for biggest weirdo here, go hit the showers
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And Leslie thinks she's got it bad. Here I am getting RAPED.
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Fucking Kiwi Farms....
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I love the one two punch of his strange story about fucking his mother and beating his con father(s) to this: Dirty talking to a fat woman he doesn’t know. At all.
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Imagine saying that to a woman, but only because she Patposts. View attachment 197603
"I want to fuck it and then kiss you"
... Maybe kiss -
FAWK! You beat me to it!
Great minds aren't obsessed - but we're close!
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I'm just sittin' here wishing I knew a Canadian feller that wanted his fuckin' toes worshipped. Okay!?
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I'm sorry Miss Varney but I am fo rrreeeeeeeeeeallllll
I wanted to give your asshole head, now I wish I was fawkin dead
I wanted to give your asshole head, now I wish I was fawkin dead
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I love you, Ray.
And remember, if it ever turns out that you aren't the real Ray Wilson, I'll take it out on the real Ray Wilson. Lol, who am I kidding? Ray Wilson would never lie to me.
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My toes are very long and Tomlinsonesque. Hence why I don't wear open toes of any sort. I also feel like I always need to be ready to sprint or kick a person or predator animal in the face, so open toed shoes are just impractical and gay for me.
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Imagine saying that to a woman, but only because she Patposts. View attachment 197603
"I want to fuck it and then kiss you"
I really don't want to go in on Leslie's appearance... but holy fuck imagine how ugly OldGravyEgg's girlfriend must be.
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Are the nails done?
I'll never understand the modern mindset about sex. My tongue, it - it never wanted to touch the Forbidden Exit! It wanted to taste a good Scotch, homemade matzah, even a fine cigar! I fight with my wife about giving oral! I've been in there! You don't wanna know where else I've been. I know you're just asking questions, I'm not answering that.
Leslie in Portland, you had a confused young man serenade you at work with "Sit On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me" - did he at least bring flowers?
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Foot guys should be castrated
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How did you know I don't shower?
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