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[ShutYourCakeHorn]

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[guest]

@ShutYourCakeHorn

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

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@ShutYourCakeHorn

 

[guest]

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@ShutYourCakeHorn

Nice hideous looking tit tattoo, stupid.

 

[Meownaw]

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How considerate for her to cover her five head.

 

[guest]

"Contribute" is a big word for what you do

Then DONT EAT IT FAGGOT.

 

[Guest]

Best investment I made for my home. Putting bidets in all of the bathrooms.

What model? I’d like a clean asshole

 

[Guest]

There's really no excuse not to have one. The attachments you can buy on Amazon for under $50 work great. Also had to buy a different toilet seat but it's worth it to feel shower-fresh even after a particularly vile, explosive dump. Also saves a lot of money on toilet paper. I've had mine for three or four years and it's definitely paid for itself by now.

My concern - when you have an explosive shit, doesn’t the bidet head get dirty, then spray that right back onto your asshole

 

[guest]

My concern - when you have an explosive shit, doesn’t the bidet head get dirty, then spray that right back onto your asshole

Cross contamination, child. No risk no reward. Sorry I can't help you, son.

 

[Monk]

My concern - when you have an explosive shit, doesn’t the bidet head get dirty, then spray that right back onto your asshole

There's a cover over the nozzle which pops out from the water pressure and also a self-cleaning feature. The cover gets dirty but is easy to clean.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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TUSHY Spa 3.0

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I have the cold water version of that and it rules. When my dad found out I had a bidet he was disgusted like he found out I shove cocks up my ass.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I have the cold water version of that and it rules. When my dad found out I had a bidet he was disgusted like he found out I shove cocks up my ass.

You were in Hollywood. How did he not already know you did that?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I have the cold water version of that and it rules. When my dad found out I had a bidet he was disgusted like he found out I shove cocks up my ass.

Did you connect the water intake to a vat of man spit? Because that might be seen as gay.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I don't give a fuck I rent this place. If some maintenance guy has to fix my shitty toilet at 3am because I like to have a clean asshole then that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

I don't negotiate with terrorists. And by terrorists I mean regular toilet paper that doesn't get your asshole clean enough.

Buy a bidet like a civilized gentleman

 

[DMAN]

Buy a bidet like a civilized gentleman

"Guys I love when my toilet fucks me raw and just shoots cold or hot wet loads up in my bum"

Pause.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

"Guys I love when my toilet fucks me raw and just shoots cold or hot wet loads up in my bum"

Pause.

Were did you get “i love” from me telling the dude to get a bidet

its like suggesting a tooth brush to someone using a stick. I don’t love brushing my tongue and gagging either

Hygiene isn’t supposed to be fun

You may now kiss my immaculate ass

 

[DMAN]

Were did you get “i love” from me telling the dude to get a bidet

its like sugesstint tooth brush to someone using a stick. I don’t love brushing my tongue and gagging either

Hygiene isn’t supposed to be fun

You may now kiss my immaculate ass

I'll own nothing by a French name in my household.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Were did you get “i love” from me telling the dude to get a bidet

its like sugesstint tooth brush to someone using a stick. I don’t love brushing my tongue and gagging either

Hygiene isn’t supposed to be fun

You may now kiss my immaculate ass

Do you just put your wet ass back in your underwear and pants? Or do you use TP, too? Then I wanna know, do you use the TP first to get the bulk off, spray the rest and dry off with more TP?

The logistics make no sense.

 

[DMAN]

Do you just put your wet ass back in your underwear and pants? Or do you use TP, too? Then I wanna know, do you use the TP first to get the bulk off, spray the rest and dry off with more TP?

The logistics make no sense.

You're better off with flushable wipes and finishing off with a high quality toilet paper that doesn't leave paper flakes to dry on your anus hair.

Perhaps the BIDET comes with a complementary SERVIETTE you wipe your shit water onto... Including its own designated TITULAIRE to let the ass backwash dry