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Monk said:
There's really no excuse not to have one. The attachments you can buy on Amazon for under $50 work great. Also had to buy a different toilet seat but it's worth it to feel shower-fresh even after a particularly vile, explosive dump. Also saves a lot of money on toilet paper. I've had mine for three or four years and it's definitely paid for itself by now.
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My concern - when you have an explosive shit, doesn’t the bidet head get dirty, then spray that right back onto your asshole
 
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Mitch Weaver said:
Go to hellotushy.com and enter promo code NicePodcastStupid to get 15 percent off and FREE shipping !

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I have the cold water version of that and it rules. When my dad found out I had a bidet he was disgusted like he found out I shove cocks up my ass.
 
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That Nigga Dre said:
"Guys I love when my toilet fucks me raw and just shoots cold or hot wet loads up in my bum"

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Were did you get “i love” from me telling the dude to get a bidet

its like suggesting a tooth brush to someone using a stick. I don’t love brushing my tongue and gagging either

Hygiene isn’t supposed to be fun

You may now kiss my immaculate ass
 
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JohnnyComeLately said:
Were did you get “i love” from me telling the dude to get a bidet

its like sugesstint tooth brush to someone using a stick. I don’t love brushing my tongue and gagging either

Hygiene isn’t supposed to be fun

You may now kiss my immaculate ass
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Do you just put your wet ass back in your underwear and pants? Or do you use TP, too? Then I wanna know, do you use the TP first to get the bulk off, spray the rest and dry off with more TP?

The logistics make no sense.
 
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Uncle_Floyd said:
Do you just put your wet ass back in your underwear and pants? Or do you use TP, too? Then I wanna know, do you use the TP first to get the bulk off, spray the rest and dry off with more TP?

The logistics make no sense.
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You're better off with flushable wipes and finishing off with a high quality toilet paper that doesn't leave paper flakes to dry on your anus hair.

Perhaps the BIDET comes with a complementary SERVIETTE you wipe your shit water onto... Including its own designated TITULAIRE to let the ass backwash dry
 
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