I mean it. How did Pat read this from where you’re allowed to stand during a tour?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Somebody could hand you a reproduction of the Constitution and give you a chair and reading glasses and even if you spent an hour trying, you still wouldn’t be able to sit there and actually read it. And not just because niggers can’t read cursive.
Its crazy how he still has these kind of hero fantasies as an adult.
He just needs to be around something, and he gains instant credentials and expertise.
Pat absorbs two things—calories and knowledge—and he’s all out of knowledge.
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The man who didn't serve just told me I chose to make war on him lol.
But... but... you wouldn't arrest Batman for leaving Joker's henchman tied up!
Pat would be the one going to jail if he sat on someone, since they would suffocate. Because he's fat.
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Upgrade to premium you cheap nigger
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I can't for two reasons, the payment method is not anonymous and then you have a permanent number. I'm a bit shocked you didn't realize that.
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He's very fixated on pinning people face-down and presumably truffle hunting in their ass cracks until police arrive.
I'm howling about this frail fatbody getting anyone pinned to the ground. What a goddamn fool.
Patrick, this same shit is going to happen to you. When fisticuffs start the charge is the same whether you walk away or the bamberlamps gets you, child.
Patrick, this same shit is going to happen to you. When fisticuffs start the charge is the same whether you walk away or the bamberlamps gets you, child.
This is because Pat’s entire beliefs are based on what he’s seen in tv / movies. We all know he’s never been in a bar fight and probably has never even been IN a bar where a fight happened. I worked in bars / nightclubs as a bartender and a bouncer and fights are very rare (only really saw them in Atlantic City casinos) and it’s Just guys pushing and falling over. It’s nothing to brag or boast about and nobody wants to hang out with a guy who gets in bar fights.
Of course Pat believes it’s just like the movies where since he’s watched fight scenes that’s just as good as actually training in mixed martial arts. It’s why his prison threats are so hilarious because zero understanding of how laws work. To him we’re the “bad guys” and he’s the good guy and good guys always win according to movies.
Oh and he’s a bit husky if you ask me.
"To believe there would be a trial about this you'd have to be retarded" - man who made some faggy remark about an audience of 12 jurors just a couple of hours earlier and has been talking about imminent criminal trials for years
I love this about Pat, not only does he flip-flop, but he IMMEDIATELY acts like his own previously held position was RETARDED. Just like when he cut cable TV after decades and instantly chastised anyone paying for cable because it pays for Tucker Carlson or some shit.
Being an emasculated sissy desperate for any semblance of authority defines his whole personality.
I love this about Pat, not only does he flip-flop, but he IMMEDIATELY acts like his own previously held position was RETARDED. Just like when he cut cable TV after decades and instantly chastised anyone paying for cable because it pays for Tucker Carlson or some shit.
Being an emasculated sissy desperate for any semblance of authority defines his whole personality.
'Spucs' made me laugh more than the text exchange.
He is forced to just take the opposite of whatever someone he doesnt like says. His brain cant handle sharing an agreed opinion. He will pretend it doesnt exist or spend all day arguing the other side.
The "original Constitution" that he claims to have read doesn't include that pesky First Amendment that caused him so many problems in the lolsuit.
Maybe that's why he Fatricked it so hard.
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There's no way a jury wouldn't cry laughing after being presented the many arguments Patrick had with his toilet.
Also, assuming someone from here actually got charged for cyberstalking just for texting him, what plea bargain could they possibly offer? Is there anything more minor than sending annoying text messages? A freshmen law student would get the entire case tossed after threatening to take it to trial and compelling everyone remotely involved in this gay situation to testify.
Also, assuming someone from here actually got charged for cyberstalking just for texting him, what plea bargain could they possibly offer? Is there anything more minor than sending annoying text messages? A freshmen law student would get the entire case tossed after threatening to take it to trial and compelling everyone remotely involved in this gay situation to testify.
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