Last night Pat also told me I won't get a trial.

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
I might be retarded, I still laugh every time I am reminded of this. I will take credit for the account just to go to court and answer questions "Sir have you been impersonating Mr. Tomlinson's toilet and arguing with mr tomlinson as said toilet" ...... Yes .... "Ummmmmmm ... seriously? Why the fuck would you do that?" ..... Why wouldn't I?
I love that Pat has complained on twitter about an account “impersonating” his toilet and sees zero humor in it. He really thinks I should go to jail for telling people Pat is full of CRAP and his book sales are in the TOILET because being a toilet I know what that’s like. How he calls himself a professional comedian yet seems to find zero humor in the insane silliness of our antics is amazing.
 
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