Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson - Part 5 (THE FINALE)

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

I listened on my drive home from work a true masterpiece. I noticed he was triggered by a few items. Being called fat and addressing him as Fatrick. He does not like being called a liar. The school reference really set him off. But the mention of the marathon cheating really set him off. Which now makes sense when Carol mentioned fatty was stalking him on the Gram.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Is there a way to send out some kind of Amber Alert to all black Trump supporters in the Milwaukee area?
Things will not be safe for free-thinking black men or children for weeks to come

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Ok that was great. I almost want to delete my account here out of a sense of finality. Like, that's as good as it gets, no point coming here again.

Did the fake Canyon Boykin voicemails get shared?

 

[guest]

did he say tangeeenally? It's tangentially you fucking retard hahahaha. Nice being an author, stupid.

You've never had Olive Garden's Tanginelli with meat sauce? It's to fawkin die for brotherman.

I now wonder if that's why Niki stays with him.

I'm serious, we joke and all about her being a lesbian and things like that, but what if he really is like that to her? Gosia considered that once, but I just blew it off. Now I'm not so sure.

It would not surprise me in the slightest if he has threatened to kill Niki and himself if she ever leaves, and she has no reason to think he wouldn't. It is extremely common for narcissists to threaten to kill themselves or others in order to keep people that they need around them. She's probably afraid to run away even when he's not home out of fear that he'll take out one of her loved ones if he can't get to her. Deep down inside she probably hopes he gets diagnosed with a terminal illness so that he takes one of us with him instead of her or one of her loved ones.

 

[NoBacon]

Has this been posted here yet? Some on the farms isolated the gayest sound from the whole thing

 

[guest]

Has this been posted here yet? Some on the farms isolated the gayest sound from the whole thing

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Yeah I made a thread about it because I don't want it to get buried lol. Makes for a great Twitter response.

 

[guest]

Before the latest installment, I would read Pat's angry tweets and texts in the voice of Liam Neeson's character from Taken. Now I will read Pat's oinkings in the voice of a fat, closeted, homosexual pedophile with an anger management problem.

I don’t know who you are. If you’re looking for money I can assure you you’d have to ask my wife for that kind of thing. What I do have is a pretty big appetite. One that I’ve acquired over many Monday meatloafs. If you return my bar enchiladas now no harm will come to you. But if you don’t I will find you and I will contact the local internet police about you.

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

I am going to roll a joint, sit out on the deck and savour episode five. Thank you.

 

[AntSucks]

I'm four beers in now and on my second listen and it's definitely 10x better now that I am in tune with my inner babychild.

 

[UnPRePared]

Someone’s a Chatty Cathy. I’m sorry your bird got all disturbed but have you played her audio clips of Pat speaking in public and how bad he’s got the gay? The only thing he shoots is blanks into blow up dolls while Nikki flirts with girls on the phone.

I like your accent btw.

First, thank you. Scottish is a great accent, even if too many think we all sound like Sean Connery.

Gosia had heard some of the other interviews, which is why she was thrown off once he started "Childing". After reading your post, I did ask if she could clarify that comment about how she imagined his voice. She said it was in regards to the Twitter personality - what we all now know as being the real him - that the calm Patrick was nothing like she pictured. Once he started spazzing, though, it freaked her out because it was like she imagined, "almost to a T" (I had to explain why I laughed when she said that). She didn't expect he'd play that part in real life, and that's what disturbed her the most: Twitter him and real life Pat are the same exact persona. It's the calmness that's the act.

SpaceEdge, to rework a quote from the great Ernest Thesiger, has proven we truly live in a world of Gods and Monsters.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Fat without his Twitter is like Pennywise at the end of It.

 

[UnPRePared]

I actually think the opposite. I think he's a timid emasculated little bitch that would be too terrified to talk his wife like that, and that's where a lot of this "traditionally masculine" bullshit stems from to begin with.

Maybe he's like that with men - the Psychobilly Freakout on the phone supports that theory.

But look at all he's wrote about women, especially his ex. I think with women he is that type of asshole. And it took a guy like Pringle Can stepping in to get her out of it.

If anything, I respect PCJ even more now.

 

[WhereTheFuckIsMyEgg]

He sounded pretty normal in the first interviews, and I started to think that all his child shit was just someone who was really bad at posting online. But no, that is his true self when his back is to the wall. It was a real life version of his r/autism thread,

Some real buffalo bill shit in parts. You’re doing that thing with your mouth again…

 

[Harry Powell]

Maybe he's like that with men - the Psychobilly Freakout on the phone supports that theory.

But look at all he's wrote about women, especially his ex. I think with women he is that type of asshole. And it took a guy like Pringle Can stepping in to get her out of it.

If anything, I respect PCJ even more now.

Hell yeah. Imagine being Patrick’s daughter and having politics he doesn’t approve of? Insert him screaming “shut your fucking mouth!”

PCJ will tolerate whatever Annabelle does and simply try to support her and provide guidance. Patrick would be so abusive.

Sick (and pathetic!) man

 

[NoBacon]

He sounded pretty normal in the first interviews, and I started to think that all his child shit was just someone who was really bad at posting online. But no, that is his true self when his back is to the wall. It was a real life version of his r/autism thread,

Some real buffalo bill shit in parts. You’re doing that thing with your mouth again…

He talks like those crippling autistic weirdos on channel awesome or whatever it’s called. like Linkara

TALKING ABOUT ME, HMMMM?

 

[guest]

I am going to roll a joint, sit out on the deck and savour episode five. Thank you.

Maybe he's like that with men - the Psychobilly Freakout on the phone supports that theory.

But look at all he's wrote about women, especially his ex. I think with women he is that type of asshole. And it took a guy like Pringle Can stepping in to get her out of it.

If anything, I respect PCJ even more now.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

How is this real? How does a real life person who isn't doing a bit act like this for a solid half hour? And I don't think he's at Hooligans, I think he's actually at home entertaining guests/friends, which is even more insane, imo. They're just inside waiting for him to come back from his phone call as he rants and raves the same four lines over and over.

Pat, if you're reading this, seriously seek help. You need it. And I may need it as well because I think "NOoooooooo, child" is going to be stuck in my head for months.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Hell yeah. Imagine being Patrick’s daughter and having politics he doesn’t approve of? Insert him screaming “shut your fucking mouth!”

PCJ will tolerate whatever Annabelle does and simply try to support her and provide guidance. Patrick would be so abusive.

Sick (and pathetic!) man

Daddy, can I go play outsi-

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Maybe he's like that with men - the Psychobilly Freakout on the phone supports that theory.

Nice Reverend Horton reference.

 

[Username]

Yeah Pats broken. The no child,shut your fucking mouth is proof enough for me. Fucking hell Pat just stop being a cunt,get off Twitter and make some kind of effort to see you daughter. That’s the advice I would give to anyone in your situation I genuinely(I’d tell you if I didn’t) hope you take it.
I know you wont so hopefully I’ll see you in court one day.