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Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson - Part 5 (THE FINALE)

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nobody had mentioned this yet:

13:10

Josiah: ill give the police our emails where you said I could call you


Fat: ThaT does noT maTTer!! child..

Josiah:
Yes it doesssss
Yes it doesssss
Yes it doesssss

Fat:
you are misrepresenTing yourself. DonT you undersTand ThaT child!!!!!

Josiah
Yes it doesssss
Yes it doesssss
Yes it doesssss
Yes it doesssss fat faggot

as piggy autistically explains cyber terrorism

i cant breathe.

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I'm only halfway through but he's obviously humiliated. All he can say is "be quiet child" x1000 like he has some big point to make, until you actually are quiet and then he says nothing at all.

A normal person would have hung up immediately, never called back, and died of embarrassment silently. And told Nikki that the article was killed due to financial constraints or some shit.
 
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Finally... This was a lot to take. It was legitimate cringe, there's no explaining it any other way.

Three minutes in, I had to stop and call Gosia into the living room. I said to her, "I may regret this decision, but I really think you should listen to this." So I started over; I had to see how she, the one with the psychology interest, would dissect it.

It was difficult for me to make it through it, call me what you want. Cringe humor is not my bag, and this ranks at the top of cringey. It was still funny, but mostly just fascinating. It was like looking into the center of delusion.

But Gosia? At first, she was laughing once the veil dropped and Pat turned on who he really was. It caught her off guard though, and I don't think it let up the whole time. She has the most beautiful, emotive face, and being with her for years makes it easy to read her feelings now. Once Pat yelled "SHUT! YOUR FUCKING! MOUTH!!!", she jumped, and the tension in her eyes was unmissable. I actually did begin to regret asking her to listen.

When it was over, she asked "I'm getting a glass of wine, would you like anything?" I'm fasting today, so I declined, but I walked with her to the kitchen, and she was kinda shaky. She took a bigger gulp of wine than usual, so of course I had to ask: "Did I cock up asking you to listen to this?" She told me no, but she then said "When you've shown me his Twitter messages, I put a voice to it, you know? Just what my mind imagined. But that there, I didn't expect any of that. I didn't expect it could be the reality. He's exactly like he is on Twitter. It's not an act, after all. How does he have guns!?"

I paraphrased the best I could here (come on, who's going to make their partner repeat something like that verbatim to quote her?), But I second her here, as a man continents away and safe in my home: he is a reflection of how your country does terrible work background checking people. I firmly believe in my heart that he is going to completely disassociate one day and kill somebody, because he will be at the point that he has finally justified such an action without a moral reason.

There is no humour in that statement. I not only condone but implore that you all stay anonymous for your own safety. I used to joke about it, but not anymore. Any sympathy I had for that pig is long gone. He is truly beyond help.

It's almost time for bed here and I can't even sleep. For all it made me laugh, it really did concern me, too.
 
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potatopeeler63 said:
nobody had mentioned this yet:

13:10

Josiah: ill give the police our emails where you said I could call you


Fat: ThaT does noT maTTer!! child..

Josiah:
Yes it doesssss
Yes it doesssss
Yes it doesssss

Fat:
you are misrepresenTing yourself. DonT you undersTand ThaT child!!!!!

Josiah
Yes it doesssss
Yes it doesssss
Yes it doesssss
Yes it doesssss fat faggot

as piggy autistically explains cyber terrorism

i cant breathe.

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"You're not allowed to lie to someone to get information from them, it's a felony.

It's literally how every single law enforcement agency builds cases.

You're fucking fat, Rick. I fucked more women when I was 15 than you have in forty years. They all had smaller tits than you. Even the obese ones.
 
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A few observations:

He really sounds fucking unhinged. I guarantee Niki and Ade have heard that before. Especially the Shut your FUCKING MOUTH rage. I wouldn't be shocked if it comes out he's hit one of his wives at least once.

I can't imagine a 41 year old man talking in that voice. Jesus Christ did his parents fail him.

The cherry on top of this sundae would have been if it ended with that mmmhuminahuminahhuminahmouw tune.

I wish we had video of him outside of Hooligans ranting like a maniac.

He has some weird kinks and he's afraid to admit them/afraid someone will find out about them.
 
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TurdFerguson said:
A few observations:

He really sounds fucking unhinged. I guarantee Niki and Ade have heard that before. Especially the Shut your FUCKING MOUTH rage. I wouldn't be shocked if it comes out he's hit one of his wives at least once.

I can't imagine a 41 year old man talking in that voice. Jesus Christ did his parents fail him.

The cherry on top of this sundae would have been if it ended with that mmmhuminahuminahhuminahmouw tune.

I wish we had video of him outside of Hooligans ranting like a maniac.

He has some weird kinks and he's afraid to admit them/afraid someone will find out about them.
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I now wonder if that's why Niki stays with him.

I'm serious, we joke and all about her being a lesbian and things like that, but what if he really is like that to her? Gosia considered that once, but I just blew it off. Now I'm not so sure.
 
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UnPRePared said:
Finally... This was a lot to take. It was legitimate cringe, there's no explaining it any other way.

Three minutes in, I had to stop and call Gosia into the living room. I said to her, "I may regret this decision, but I really think you should listen to this." So I started over; I had to see how she, the one with the psychology interest, would dissect it.

It was difficult for me to make it through it, call me what you want. Cringe humor is not my bag, and this ranks at the top of cringey. It was still funny, but mostly just fascinating. It was like looking into the center of delusion.

But Gosia? At first, she was laughing once the veil dropped and Pat turned on who he really was. It caught her off guard though, and I don't think it let up the whole time. She has the most beautiful, emotive face, and being with her for years makes it easy to read her feelings now. Once Pat yelled "SHUT! YOUR FUCKING! MOUTH!!!", she jumped, and the tension in her eyes was unmissable. I actually did begin to regret asking her to listen.

When it was over, she asked "I'm getting a glass of wine, would you like anything?" I'm fasting today, so I declined, but I walked with her to the kitchen, and she was kinda shaky. She took a bigger gulp of wine than usual, so of course I had to ask: "Did I cock up asking you to listen to this?" She told me no, but she then said "When you've shown me his Twitter messages, I put a voice to it, you know? Just what my mind imagined. But that there, I didn't expect any of that. I didn't expect it could be the reality. He's exactly like he is on Twitter. It's not an act, after all. How does he have guns!?"

I paraphrased the best I could here (come on, who's going to make their partner repeat something like that verbatim to quote her?), But I second her here, as a man continents away and safe in my home: he is a reflection of how your country does terrible work background checking people. I firmly believe in my heart that he is going to completely disassociate one day and kill somebody, because he will be at the point that he has finally justified such an action without a moral reason.

There is no humour in that statement. I not only condone but implore that you all stay anonymous for your own safety. I used to joke about it, but not anymore. Any sympathy I had for that pig is long gone. He is truly beyond help.

It's almost time for bed here and I can't even sleep. For all it made me laugh, it really did concern me, too.
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Someone’s a Chatty Cathy. I’m sorry your bird got all disturbed but have you played her audio clips of Pat speaking in public and how bad he’s got the gay? The only thing he shoots is blanks into blow up dolls while Nikki flirts with girls on the phone.

I like your accent btw.
 
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TurdFerguson said:
A few observations:

He really sounds fucking unhinged. I guarantee Niki and Ade have heard that before. Especially the Shut your FUCKING MOUTH rage. I wouldn't be shocked if it comes out he's hit one of his wives at least once.

I can't imagine a 41 year old man talking in that voice. Jesus Christ did his parents fail him.

The cherry on top of this sundae would have been if it ended with that mmmhuminahuminahhuminahmouw tune.

I wish we had video of him outside of Hooligans ranting like a maniac.

He has some weird kinks and he's afraid to admit them/afraid someone will find out about them.
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I actually think the opposite. I think he's a timid emasculated little bitch that would be too terrified to talk his wife like that, and that's where a lot of this "traditionally masculine" bullshit stems from to begin with.
 
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I now wonder if that's why Niki stays with him.

I'm serious, we joke and all about her being a lesbian and things like that, but what if he really is like that to her? Gosia considered that once, but I just blew it off. Now I'm not so sure.
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I don't know who else is married here but my wife will try and break my balls every so often. Nothing mean or hurtful, just playful banter. It's easy enough to turn it around on her and laugh about it but I bet Niki can't do that. She's probably walking around on Rickshells all day just hoping she doesn't say the wrong thing to set him off. That's what I got the most out of that conversation. I think PCJ alluded to it at some point but he really sounds like he has deep seated anger issues. Most of it probably comes from his loathing of himself. Josiah tried to tell him but I honestly believe his life would be better without social media, if he followed a reasonable diet and exercise regime and got himself a job.
 
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WahWahWahWiseblood said:
I actually think the opposite. I think he's a timid emasculated little bitch that would be too terrified to talk his wife like that, and that's where a lot of this "traditionally masculine" bullshit stems from to begin with.
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I can't argue with you, that's also a possibility. But if there's anyone he will act tough with, it's a woman who might actually be afraid of him. No way he's mouthing off to a guy in the bar.
 
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