Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson - Part 5 (THE FINALE)

[victor_sanchez]

i'm halfway through. holy shit. you broke his brain. this is both hysterical and disturbing. without a doubt, fatty is a legit nutcase.

 

[guest]

I've been autistically listening to 1:45-1:55 where Josiah challenges his intelligence and says, "oh so that's why you did 2 hours worth of interviews with me?" and Pat say "hmmm..." then 5 seconds of silence... (creepy maniacal voice) Yessss Chillllld...

That was legit spooky. There’s no way this guy doesn’t angrily masturbate to terrible things.

 

[UnPRePared]

He sounds like a camp 1960s Batman villain

Yes, he's The Porker and Paul is The Diddler.

Also, I keep having laughing fits reading your guys comments and next I see another page of comments added. God damn...

Once I'm at the end, I'll comment. I have a LOT to say here.

 

[Covid19]

I was listening in the chic fil a drive through and busted out laughing while the guy came to swipe my card

 

[Harry Powell]

I like how Josiah tried to actually engage in good faith arguments but Pat couldn’t handle it. There was life changing advice in there, but Projecting Patso will never get beyond the messenger

 

[HotDogJoe]

I can't believe he made the conscious decision to adopt an effeminate movie villain voice at 1:50 and carried it on for 30 fucking minutes.

We are witnessing a historic lolcow here, folks. Savor it - people will speak of this for years to come.

 

[guest]

He has to be gay. That lisp. Sweetie. Child. Baby girl. Fucking loon. Tranny maybe?

 

[UnPRePared]

Except Richard Simmons is literally a faggot which I mean who gives a shit. Not to mention a really nice guy who has dedicated his entire adult life to helping people. Our boy is the figurative kind that threatens to shoot and beat people (but only in pretend land).

Exactly. I don't give a Fuck that he's a femme - live how you want. But why lie? Why hurt others while you lie? I have never understood that thought process.

Even Simmons tried to deflect that, but I actually liked Rich. He was great on Stern, and even though he was super flamboyant, he was entertaining, truly funny and did seem to care about helping others. I will defend that man forever, because he had the one thing Pat doesn't: empathy.

Fuck, I gotta keep reading. So much to fucking say, even Gosia is still processing this.

 

[BillKlacks]

This is unbelievable. You completely broke his brain. TYFYS

 

[TokenX]

Pat was outsmarted at every turn. He dumbly oinked his way into this and it's all his fault.

One short Google search would've told him that Josiah Munoz "isn't actually a thing." But he was too retarded to do that. I mean what the fuck is wrong with him? What a dipshit.

 

[guest]

Exactly. I don't give a Fuck that he's a femme - live how you want. But why lie? Why hurt others while you lie? I have never understood that thought process.

Even Simmons tried to deflect that, but I actually liked Rich. He was great on Stern, and even though he was super flamboyant, he was entertaining, truly funny and did seem to care about helping others. I will defend that man forever, because he had the one thing Pat doesn't: empathy.

Fuck, I gotta keep reading. So much to fucking say, even Gosia is still processing this.

Richard on Howard Stern was always radio gold especially when he’d send poor Rich running out of the studio crying which of course I found hilarious. Don’t know if I’d want to be around some guy floating around me like that though @NigSam wink wink

But seriously folksh, you think Pat is actually queer? I’m not saying that makes him an asshole but I’ve never heard a straight man behave that way. Maybe all this forum/Twitter warfare is forcing the gay out of him and he’ll come out a fabulous homosexual man.

Make room @CarolMaxheinie

 

[AntSucks]

I’m at Panera till closing. But I’ve got some blow and nigger vodka waiting for me at ny full sized hovel. Praise you Norm this gift.

I'm straight edge but I went out and bought booze just now so I could fully enjoy this masterpiece again. I need to get in tune with its subject. Hopefully tomorrow morning I'll wake up and have forgotten and get to listen all over again.

 

[UnPRePared]

me and the homeboys right now

So Steve was right - every Indian wedding is like a Bollywood film.

 

[UnPRePared]

Body of a cow, face of a pig, clueless eyes like a Koala, nose of a Pug, mouth of a bass, teeth like a rat. Piggy escaped from Dr Moreau, it’s that simple.

He is the epitome of a Lost Soul.

Sad he's not alone on an Island, though. We'd all be safer.

 

[JumboYumYums]

I literally can't listen, he's too cringe.

 

[Udders]

Listening again, it seems more weird than it is funny, though it is plenty funny. Its like he slips into a dissociative episode or his safe-space personality; his coping mechanism for being outsmarted so badly his psyche can't handle it. Hes absolutely certifiable and should be locked up in a rubber room with a strait (lol) jacket.

 

[Harry Powell]

I literally can't listen, he's too cringe.

Force it. I did. It gets insane

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Listening again, it seems more weird than it is funny, though it is plenty funny. Its like he slips into a dissociative episode or his safe-space personality; his coping mechanism for being outsmarted so badly his psyche can't handle it. Hes absolutely certifiable and should be locked up in a rubber room with a strait (lol) jacket.

Completely agree. I'm pretty sure he shifted into his sassy-safe personality when SpaceEdge first laughed at him. I imagine Pat was laughed at a lot in high school, any mockery of him seems to trigger him into a psychotic-snarky defensive mode.

 

[Hudson]

Any references to this masterpiece on Twitter. I'd check but he blocked me.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

N-n-no child, I never-!

Patrick, you're panicking.