Joseph is going to Europe!

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Never have I hoped for a russian invasion by sea more than now.

 

[Stent]

Thanks for the announcement, Joe. It can't possibly end badly with this place knowing. Does he think his 8 followers are going to all book cabins on the same cruise just to see him?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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This is what the crew cabin looks like on the Royal class of Princess' ships, which is what he's gonna be on. While being so tall clearly got Milla Jovovich wet, I'm guessing it won't help fitting into that bed.

I can only hope that he is assuming he just gets a regular room and he end up here. If it happens I bet he quits after the first trip.

 

[StlakerFatti]

All this for Joe while Ray plays in another repurposed barn tomorrow in a small German town far away from any sea.

 

[Jizz]

this is going to be an amazing trip! Brother Joe will get to see his homeland during the Mediterranean explorer cruise. I could never take a job like this with being able to eat buffet food all day long! Joe has a crazy amount of discipline though.

 

[Jizz]

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This is what the crew cabin looks like on the Royal class of Princess' ships, which is what he's gonna be on. While being so tall clearly got Milla Jovovich wet, I'm guessing it won't help fitting into that bed.

brother joe is the one man boomer band. the cruise saves a lot of money by not having to pay for a full band. i wonder if part of his compensation Joe negotiated for a stateroom.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Joe won't have to take any precautions before sailing as he already has scurvy.

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

Can't believe Princess Cruises would hire this man:

 

[Cumiace]

There's no way this happens. It would be like Gilligan getting off the island or the Evans' getting out of the ghetto. The Joe show would end. It will be forgotten like the Australian cruise. It's either some sort of talent agency con or an elaborate troll

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Whats really happening is Joe is going to stow away then come out once in international waters then busk on the deck like the bum he is

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"Hey, Ant? Yeah, it's me. Listen, I'n stuck in Oslo, and I need you to PayPal me $1500 for a plane ticket home. Nah, it didn't work out, they really fucked me over, and...huh? Need I remind you that I sent the tape to Opie, and without that you wouldn't even have...uh-huh, yeah. It's "[email protected]". Thanks, bro."

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

"Hey, Ant? Yeah, it's me. Listen, I'n stuck in Oslo, and I need you to PayPal me $1500 for a plane ticket home. Nah, it didn't work out, they really fucked me over, and...huh? Need I remind you that I sent the tape to Opie, and without that you wouldn't even have...uh-huh, yeah. It's "[email protected]". Thanks, bro."

“Well yes, AntH, $1500. I’ve been living in a bunk bed for 3 weeks, I figured you could splurge on a premium economy sea…Oh, ok. I guess bulkhead is fine…”

 

[goo gobbler]

he's just playing on the boat? would've been funny if some euro brothermen could've gotten pics.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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This is what the crew cabin looks like on the Royal class of Princess' ships, which is what he's gonna be on. While being so tall clearly got Milla Jovovich wet, I'm guessing it won't help fitting into that bed.

Holy fuck, that's miserable. It's like jail. I'd never sign up for that shit. I literally can't sleep if I hear someone snoring. I'd end up going crazy. I hope his roommate makes him take the top bunk. Imagining Fat Joe struggling to get up there with his bow legs is very funny to me.

I can't imagine having to spend every night in that for 4 months even with someone I really got along with and Joe's very likely going to be stuck with some 19 year old kid that is not white.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Joe's going to be bunking with Filipinos and Dominicans a little older than Layla lol. He's going to end up quitting on this gig (if it's even real)

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Look at this Brother Slow ballwasher. He STILL brings up “the tape” and “the radio station” hahahaha

 

[Ladynyahh]

this is going to be an amazing trip! Brother Joe will get to see his homeland during the Mediterranean explorer cruise. I could never take a job like this with being able to eat buffet food all day long! Joe has a crazy amount of discipline though.

I don't think they're going to be making any stops in Tunisia or Libya

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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That’s right. Get ready for a bunch of mooing, bitching, and complaining about EURO LIBTARDS from a 65 year old man sleeping in the third class cabins.

Joe is going to be bored to tears with fjords and the fact it'll be too cold to relax on deck with a cocktail

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

this is going to be an amazing trip! Brother Joe will get to see his homeland during the Mediterranean explorer cruise. I could never take a job like this with being able to eat buffet food all day long! Joe has a crazy amount of discipline though.

This also serves as a reminder that the Tweetin' Tunisian was once making millions a year with a job that had tons of vacation time and never once visited Europe. Ha ha hole ee shit

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Holy fuck, that's miserable. It's like jail. I'd never sign up for that shit. I literally can't sleep if I hear someone snoring. I'd end up going crazy. I hope his roommate makes him take the top bunk. Imagining Fat Joe struggling to get up there with his bow legs is very funny to me.

I can't imagine having to spend every night in that for 4 months even with someone I really got along with and Joe's very likely going to be stuck with some 19 year old kid that is not white.

That's where the impoverished 3rd workers signing up for slave wages bunk. If they treat comics like talent then they will probably give Joe at least what they get. It'll probably be lower end interior cabin with no windows. Would be funny if they gave him a higher end unbooked cabin the first leg then he gets cold water thrown on him realizing he's spend the next 22 day stretch in a windowless cramped space. And Joe is going to realize quickly the fun of being on a cruise ship alone wears off pretty quickly and most firms of entertainment (gambling, drinking, eating food other than buffet slop) all cost money. If he wants to party to pass the time he could spend his entire pay on 10 dollar domestic cans.

But I'm thinking we're going to see another Joe classic rather than him quitting. I think he'll boast about how great it was then somehow the autists here will find something showing that it was really pathetic and not as swanky as he made out.