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Joseph Cumia is opening a guitar shop out of his house

GloryHoleTorqueH

"Now put ice skates on dat bich." Peppermint
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"I know guitars."


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~Guitarazan Cumia, folks.
 

JebJoh

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Joe had his entire life to establish a guitar repair business, but he chose to be a sluggardly bum instead. Now, he's trying to use his uncle's death to pretend he's a master craftsman too. Just pathetic.
Does anyone remember Joe talking about working in his uncles shop? You’d think he’d flood Facebook with photos if he ever worked a full day. We do know he stole and sold a nice guitar from the shop, no evidence that he ever fixed one.

I don’t see how he knows any more about guitars than any other guitar owner. Unless his clients are dentists who rarely play but buy $10,000 guitars.
 
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Does anyone remember Joe talking about working in his uncles shop? You’d think he’d flood Facebook with photos if he ever worked a full day. We do know he stole and sold a nice guitar from the shop, no evidence that he ever fixed one.

I don’t see how he knows any more about guitars than any other guitar owner. Unless his clients are dentists who rarely play but buy $10,000 guitars.
He had his entire life to study with his uncle, and actually learn a useful skill. But he chose to goof off and be a mooch instead. Now, right after his uncle died, he's trying to piggyback off his uncle's reputation to scrouge a few bucks, and pretend he's a big shot. Just so disgraceful and embarrassing.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I'm calling it. Some poor dope will drop off a guitar to have work done, Joe will never do the work and ghost the guy when he tries to get his guitar back because he can't help himself. "Dat would look good on da wall." And then Joe will somehow be the victim when the guy calls him a piece of shit thief.
Dont forget the long facebook rant about he was doing the guy a favor and somehow its not his fault but the customers.
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

Anthony Cumia is a Pedophile
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Isn’t that dumb fuck moving to SC in like a year or 2? He’s that flat and broke? Is the Nana mill drying up?


Also a Patrick Tomlinson is contacting the local housing board about this, “doing his citizen duty”.

Anyway I do home there’s a review of this biz, I think people should know that a pedophile is selling Chinese equipment
 

Jesse Ventura

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Joe’s retirement plans sure seem to involve low paying jobs that a 19 year old pursue. Strange. Most elderly folks I know who are retired don’t brag on Facebook about $75 Applesbees gigs and a non-existant guitar repair business. But I guess that’a the life of a celebrity! Can always make money just being yourself 😏🖕🏿🐮
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I’m convinced Joe actually believes he will be getting social security money even though he never paid in. I bet he thinks that cruise gig was all he had to do and be set when he hits a certain age. The next four years are going to be fun to watch joe cry poor even though Trump is in office. FACTS AND LOGIC!
 

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I’m convinced Joe actually believes he will be getting social security money even though he never paid in. I bet he thinks that cruise gig was all he had to do and be set when he hits a certain age. The next four years are going to be fun to watch joe cry poor even though Trump is in office. FACTS AND LOGIC!
He’s completely delusional. He likely has little to no savings otherwise he wouldn’t be working indentured servitude style on a cruise ship and busking at farmers markets for $50 a day. My theory is he’s banking on his younger brother croaking soon and leaving him the inheritance that he’s entitled to for delivering Opie the tape that launched Ant’s career. He may be in for a (lectric) shock when he finds out how little Nana has left and how much is being left to Missy. She ain’t providing elder care for the old queen for free!
 
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