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Joseph Cumia is opening a guitar shop out of his house

Torque’sHeadBump

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RoSmokedCrack

I was chest-bumped, alroight!
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His “my retirement years” gimmick is hilarious. He hasn’t worked steadily or paid into social security, let alone held down a serious job in like 40 years. Just because he turns 65 doesn’t mean he’s automatically “retired” lmao.

Also, can he run a business out of the condo?
Do the HOA approve? I doubt they would..
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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"I have duh tools." No, Joe, you showed a disorganized drawer full of random Chinese junk tools, most of which don't relate to luthiery. But I guess Joe is the MacGyver of guitar maintenance and repair. He can fix anything with scissors, duct tape, a bbq lighter and a bunch of random ratchets. The one tiny piece of sandpaper made me laugh. Like he probably thinks he's prepared to refinish a guitar because he has that one little jagged piece of sandpaper lol.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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"I have duh tools." No, Joe, you showed a disorganized drawer full of random Chinese junk tools, most of which don't relate to luthiery. But I guess Joe is the MacGyver of guitar maintenance and repair. He can fix anything with scissors, duct tape, a bbq lighter and a bunch of random ratchets. The one tiny piece of sandpaper made me laugh. Like he probably thinks he's prepared to refinish a guitar because he has that one little jagged piece of sandpaper lol.
The fact that he took those pictures without thinking “damn, I better at least organize all this shit” speaks volumes about how The Cow’s mind works
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Ray Stevenson!
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I'm calling it. Some poor dope will drop off a guitar to have work done, Joe will never do the work and ghost the guy when he tries to get his guitar back because he can't help himself. "Dat would look good on da wall." And then Joe will somehow be the victim when the guy calls him a piece of shit thief.

87 guitars.

Every single one made by a Hong Kong preteen.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Imagine having such little real world work experience that you think those pics will convince people you’re a running serious business.

He’ll be back singing for Carnival before the midterm elections. He better try to get in shape or else they’ll be tossing him in the ocean like his cousin Osama Bin Laden
I'm actually still laughing about "I have the tools" accompanied by pictures of a bunch of junk just thrown all over the place lol. "I have a soldering iron." Good for you, Joe.
 
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