Fucking uppity immigrants, someone should deport this ingrate. Yes Joe you are once again everything you hate.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Joe has been forced into sharing his cabin 😂😂😂👍
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Throw in some overcooked pork, 6 beers and half a bottle of vodka and you have a sulphurous stench to rival Dante's ninth circle of hell.
I bet Joe's new bunkmate is making a post on Facebook in his native language about how they stuck him with some smelly old Egyptian man who is stealing food from the buffet and tearing towels apart instead of just requesting an extra.
For posterity, can we get a better screenshot of this?
Hope new guy is gay and pulls a "Treefort Richard" when Joe is sleeping
Cumia Wrangler: You're getting a bunkmate!
Eric Clapton Larper: I told you then and I'm telling you now, you can't make me.
CW: Well as we've discussed I...can't force you stay onboard.
Eric Clapton Larper: I told you then and I'm telling you now, you can't make me.
CW: Well as we've discussed I...can't force you stay onboard.
This gift keeps on giving, they are MOTHERFUCKING Joe as much as they can before his voyage ends as payback and to make sure he never comes back.
"another HUMAN BEING in my broom closet" is such a melodramatic and womanly way to say "there's now another guy in my 2-bunk cabin."
Actually none of this had to be articulated at all, let alone shared on Facebook
Actually none of this had to be articulated at all, let alone shared on Facebook
Joes Right they Wouldn't Treat Tom Jones like this
Being the Musical entertainment have certain privileges not afforded to Panera Bread employees, child
I'd be pissed. I literally can't get around the sound of someone snoring. I dial in on it no matter how hard I try not to and I can't sleep at all.
Did he try threatening the cruise line with negative publicity on America's #1 podcast network for truckers who can't retire?
His cabin is more roomy than he's making it out to be:
Anyway the joke's on the company because Joe's gonna debark with a suitcase full of towels and complementary soap
*Ripped towels. I still don't understand how he couldnt have just made do with the extra towel as opposed to a smaller towel. I don't know if he understands the concept of folding things.
Everyone knows the main attraction for taking a cruise is the guy playing music in the walkway next to buffet .
"You know what I liked most about our cruise? That Solo Joe performance we went to. I've never heard Midnight Rider played with that kind of soul and feel before" said no one, ever. It's more like "LOL check out this pic, they had this fat slob playing shitty old songs in the lounge, and his tooth fell out in the middle of a song".