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Joe has been forced into sharing his cabin πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Would be great if the dirtbag roommate reports Joe for breaking company policies and they kick him off the boat with just a few days left and he has to pay, last minute, for a flight home.
That would be the best ending possible. I doubt we get such a strong finish. Im content with this bunk mate news as the last curve ball thrown at him. I was hoping for one more plot twist. I hope he starts spilling his guts on facebook for the last 6 days. Im glad he shared his story about trying to play hard ball and giving them an ultimatum. Its great to know that he has been on their shit list for months.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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This made my day

I hope the company done it to fuck with him. He has a few days left. The company teaching him the lesson of: "Staff are not allowed to use the casino"

And they are fed up with this bum's attire.
No way they did. He’s a data point on a model and that model showed there was an open spot in his room. He's not important enough to even try to fuck with
 

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It died on the vine
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I figured it might happen, but of course Joe thought he could Boomer huff his way out of sharing a room like every other crew member. I thought it was going to be like the military? Did Widdle Joe Peep get his own bunk back in basic?

Imagining him having to hurriedly shove all his stolen cookies and booze into his bags, stuff all his beetus meds and other nonsense to the other side of the counter, and hopefully peeling that disgusting towel off the bathroom floor is turning my ribs to mush.

Now he can't do a "fuck you" damage of some sort to the room as he leaves because Vladimir is gonna know. Also, the "ceiling" to the bed just got lower and 200 pounds heavier lmao
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Crusty Joann chimes in with her β€œmic drop”
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'THE NIGGER MAN'

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Joe the Acoustic Homo/Hobo, literally a nigger garbage busking hack that's losing teeth by the bucket-full reaches Tomlinson-level unearned righteous indignation.

So so so a career ship's captain responsible for hundreds of lives and millions of dollars of ship gets treated like gold while Joe Blow, a 42069 Bloodborne Danger veteran noob gets the rat's berth with Balki Bartokamous?

Yes Joe, even though the captain would like to keelhaul your slovenly carcass for your niggery attitude, you're the lowest of scum pretending to be a 'crew member,' not worthy of a second thought.
 
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