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Joe goes to Uncle Giuseppe's - gets ripped off AGAIN

TorquieTwoBeers

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This is peak retardation on display.

This absolute anus is complaining about making on payments on groceries that he's having DELIVERED.

You have TWO mortgages and you're making payments on delivered groceries? You're literally retarded, and living way beyond your means. Spending like a moron doesn't mean the economy sucks. It means you're stupid as shit. No different that Joe and his Uncle Jizz trips. No shit, no bit, you should be embarrassed of your own stupidity.
I'm with Danny on this one. If you get your groceries delivered, you're retarded. Getting groceries is easy and can be fun. You're just getting bent over by delivery services and none of you are too important to go to the store. If you like flushing your money down the shitter, fine. But imagine the kind of idiot who signs up for a job buying other people groceries. And then imagine paying someone that stupid to properly shop for you. Baffling.
 

BenDovid

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What is your need to insist the economy is great?

Is that what I'm doing? Or simply showing you that you (and Joe) can absolutely afford things. You're broke because you spend too much when you don't have to. Not because prices are high. You can't shit money away on fucking nonsense and blame the economy you Instacart using idiot.

Go to the fucking store you lazy piece of shit. Buy a fucking Cybertruck and tell me how the economy is fucked and everyone you know has it rough.

because you are Jewish.

I am? That's news to me. The only reason I'm "Jewish" is because you want me to be. That's funny for you. Religion is stupid, and if you believe in god you're fearful and weak-minded. That's no fun though, let's just collectively tell him he's Jewish for two decades. Maybe we can will him to be so.

Are you sure you want me to be Jewish? Don't the Jews own everyone and everything and control every aspect of your daily life? You're making fun of me by saying I own you? Can you explain that?
 

Saddam Hussein

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Is that what I'm doing? Or simply showing you that you (and Joe) can absolutely afford things. You're broke because you spend too much when you don't have to. Not because prices are high. You can't shit money away on fucking nonsense and blame the economy you Instacart using idiot.

Go to the fucking store you lazy piece of shit. Buy a fucking Cybertruck and tell me how the economy is fucked and everyone you know has it rough.
I never claimed to be destitute or on the verge of homelessness. My point is when I eyeball the macroeconomy and see it’s effects on everyone, my assessment is that it’s pretty bad
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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Hey, Jim-- Do you think it's wise to put groceries on layaway and have them delivered vs. swinging by the store after work to pick up a few things at a much reduced cost?

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*goat laugh*
 

BenDovid

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Dude crying on shallow water template : r/MemeTemplatesOfficial


That's you and Joe.
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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You're just saying that since you still live with your parents since you're too fucking autistic to live on your own.

So giving your family welfare is cool suddenly? Don't you guys make fun of Brother Joe for this exact situation? I see, it's OK for you and yours, but when it's others, they're poor losers.

Are you really too fucking dumb to understand that?

Taking care of your family is heroic. Unless you're Anthony & Joe Cumia. Public schools have failed you, as designed.
You're really are a piece of shit yid.
No wonder the only people you interact with are people who hate you.
 
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Joe has never experienced true hardship. He's coasted through his entire adult life, dicking around with guitars and living large off the fruits of a stupid childhood pact with his gay brother, with nary a care in the world. That will change someday, if he lives that long. One day, Nana will croak, Missy will hoover up whatever's left of Count Wopula's estate, and Joe will be rightly fucked. He'll be sleeping on his daughter's couch in her basement apartment, still braying about "the economy", and pretending it's not his fault. And the fancy Dago grocery store will be nothing but a memory while he's swiping the quarters from Layla's change jar and loading up on popcorn and Ho-Hos at Family Dollar.
 
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