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Joe goes to Uncle Giuseppe's - gets ripped off AGAIN

TorquieTwoBeers

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This is peak retardation on display.

This absolute anus is complaining about making on payments on groceries that he's having DELIVERED.

You have TWO mortgages and you're making payments on delivered groceries? You're literally retarded, and living way beyond your means. Spending like a moron doesn't mean the economy sucks. It means you're stupid as shit. No different that Joe and his Uncle Jizz trips. No shit, no bit, you should be embarrassed of your own stupidity.
I'm with Danny on this one. If you get your groceries delivered, you're retarded. Getting groceries is easy and can be fun. You're just getting bent over by delivery services and none of you are too important to go to the store. If you like flushing your money down the shitter, fine. But imagine the kind of idiot who signs up for a job buying other people groceries. And then imagine paying someone that stupid to properly shop for you. Baffling.
 

BenDovid

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What is your need to insist the economy is great?

Is that what I'm doing? Or simply showing you that you (and Joe) can absolutely afford things. You're broke because you spend too much when you don't have to. Not because prices are high. You can't shit money away on fucking nonsense and blame the economy you Instacart using idiot.

Go to the fucking store you lazy piece of shit. Buy a fucking Cybertruck and tell me how the economy is fucked and everyone you know has it rough.

because you are Jewish.

I am? That's news to me. The only reason I'm "Jewish" is because you want me to be. That's funny for you. Religion is stupid, and if you believe in god you're fearful and weak-minded. That's no fun though, let's just collectively tell him he's Jewish for two decades. Maybe we can will him to be so.

Are you sure you want me to be Jewish? Don't the Jews own everyone and everything and control every aspect of your daily life? You're making fun of me by saying I own you? Can you explain that?
 

Saddam Hussein

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Is that what I'm doing? Or simply showing you that you (and Joe) can absolutely afford things. You're broke because you spend too much when you don't have to. Not because prices are high. You can't shit money away on fucking nonsense and blame the economy you Instacart using idiot.

Go to the fucking store you lazy piece of shit. Buy a fucking Cybertruck and tell me how the economy is fucked and everyone you know has it rough.
I never claimed to be destitute or on the verge of homelessness. My point is when I eyeball the macroeconomy and see it’s effects on everyone, my assessment is that it’s pretty bad
 

Mick_Mickerson

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Hey, Jim-- Do you think it's wise to put groceries on layaway and have them delivered vs. swinging by the store after work to pick up a few things at a much reduced cost?

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*goat laugh*
 

BenDovid

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Dude crying on shallow water template : r/MemeTemplatesOfficial


That's you and Joe.
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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You're just saying that since you still live with your parents since you're too fucking autistic to live on your own.

So giving your family welfare is cool suddenly? Don't you guys make fun of Brother Joe for this exact situation? I see, it's OK for you and yours, but when it's others, they're poor losers.

Are you really too fucking dumb to understand that?

Taking care of your family is heroic. Unless you're Anthony & Joe Cumia. Public schools have failed you, as designed.
You're really are a piece of shit yid.
No wonder the only people you interact with are people who hate you.
 
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Joe has never experienced true hardship. He's coasted through his entire adult life, dicking around with guitars and living large off the fruits of a stupid childhood pact with his gay brother, with nary a care in the world. That will change someday, if he lives that long. One day, Nana will croak, Missy will hoover up whatever's left of Count Wopula's estate, and Joe will be rightly fucked. He'll be sleeping on his daughter's couch in her basement apartment, still braying about "the economy", and pretending it's not his fault. And the fancy Dago grocery store will be nothing but a memory while he's swiping the quarters from Layla's change jar and loading up on popcorn and Ho-Hos at Family Dollar.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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It's almost as if the economy is just fine. Sure, Doritos shouldn't be $7 a bag, but Joe here can certainly afford to shop at the high-end luxury grocery store. Isn't that a good thing? Shouldn't he feel privileged to be able to shop at the high-end market?

I know somebody who complains about the price of absolutely everything. He recently bought a 2nd car, a Mercedes, after his second divorce and orders every meal from Uber Eats. I know another person who was complaining about the current economy, and then casually dropped the fact that they just bought a $4,000 refrigerator.

Yeah, I can see how hard you're hurting.
Danny being a staunch liberal seems odd because of how he used to talk on the air like chiding Occupy Wall Street. Must need them gibs.
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

Anthony Cumia is a Pedophile
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Can’t wait until those Trump tariffs hit, then who is he gonna blame

The way I need to Joe to go is to just get killed or die doing something for Trump, would be a fitting end him.
 

BenDovid

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Can’t wait until those Trump tariffs hit, then who is he gonna blame

You'll start seeing the affects sooner than that. Plenty of companies have already stated they are preparing to raise prices in anticipation. If a popular product's maker starts gouging, and others take notice and start doing it too, what do you expect the President to do about it exactly? Don't the conservatives call that a free market economy? $7 corn chips and cheese powder is nothing but greed, but last I looked greed isn't illegal, in fact, it's celebrated. Prices typically don't go down. Home prices don't go down. McDonalds doesn't go down.

Say Trump deports all the illegals. Who's going to pick the lettuce for my Big Mac? Farmers won't be hiring Todd Whiteguy to pick lettuce for $50 a day. They'll start using prison labor, y'know, slaves. And after that? McDonalds won't lower their prices anyway.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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OK, my co-worker today said she has a $100 a year subscription to Wal-Mart and it allows her to get her groceries delivered an unlimited amount--she just provides a tip.

That has to be bullshit, right? For 100 bucks a year, Wal-Mart will pay someone to shop and put together the groceries and then someone else to deliver them an infinite amount of times?

Unless maybe it's like a dealer getting people hooked on grocery delivery and then they'll jack the prices up next year
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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OK, my co-worker today said she has a $100 a year subscription to Wal-Mart and it allows her to get her groceries delivered an unlimited amount--she just provides a tip.

That has to be bullshit, right? For 100 bucks a year, Wal-Mart will pay someone to shop and put together the groceries and then someone else to deliver them an infinite amount of times?

Unless maybe it's like a dealer getting people hooked on grocery delivery and then they'll jack the prices up next year
I can’t speak to the price but they definitely up charge you on every item and pretty much guarantee that you’ll only shop there all year since the cost is baked in so “it doesn’t make sense to go anywhere else.”
 

bumbum8

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Reading all this has been fascinating and a great reminder as to why we buy everything from Azure in bulk.
Pick up is once a month and you don't have to talk to anyone. We always get a ton of grass-fed butter and some other staples. Once we have all the basics taken care of from there we hardly shop at the grocery store at all. Been buying meat from farmers locally, about to get half a cow for the freezer.

For a father of four, Joe should be shopping at Costco or whatever bulk stores they have out there, and the Hag needs to be making everything from scratch. She doesn't work so what else is she gonna do all day? As for soda, my friend's parents are loaded and they use a Soda Stream.
 
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Theory: Joann’s house is near Uncle Giuseppe’s, Joe goes there as an excuse to go put the spurs to his demented groupie

Yeah I posted this in the wrong thread and it took me an entire day to figure it out, so what.
 
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