Joe goes to Uncle Giuseppe's - gets ripped off AGAIN

[lowend73]

I'm gonna totally ignore the mustache and everything else about him to mention that any time I see a white guy (who isn't one of my elderly uncles with Elvis hair) with a gold chain like that I instantly want to punch them in the head for some reason. I don't think anyone who isn't black/brown should wear gold. It makes you look like an untrustworthy piece of shit who deserves a beating. That's a very specific and weird gripe I have, but I've had people agree with me. Silver is for the whites.

Another thing: if you're working with food, I don't want to see your fucking body hair, you pig fuck. Cover it up.

Jewelry looks better on Black people, it’s a fact

 

[Not Child.]

I'm gonna totally ignore the mustache and everything else about him to mention that any time I see a white guy (who isn't one of my elderly uncles with Elvis hair) with a gold chain like that I instantly want to punch them in the head for some reason. I don't think anyone who isn't black/brown should wear gold. It makes you look like an untrustworthy piece of shit who deserves a beating. That's a very specific and weird gripe I have, but I've had people agree with me. Silver is for the whites.

Another thing: if you're working with food, I don't want to see your fucking body hair, you pig fuck. Cover it up.

Islam forbids men from wearing gold jewelry and silk fabric. A guy wearing a silk tie is as haram as a gold earring or chains.

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Jewelry looks better on Black people, it’s a fact

Specifically chains and shackles

#LBJQuoteFulfilled

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Islam forbids men from wearing gold jewelry and silk fabric. A guy wearing a silk tie is as haram as a gold earring or chains.

I've always thought silk was a fag fabric too.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It's almost depressing to hear how zogged so many brothermen live. Bragging about being able to pick up their slop from the food factory with no human interaction. It's so far removed from what grocery shopping should be, don't any of you have farmer's markets around?

I’m just here to call Joe the n word.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

It's almost depressing to hear how zogged so many brothermen live. Bragging about being able to pick up their slop from the food factory with no human interaction. It's so far removed from what grocery shopping should be, don't any of you have farmer's markets around?

I get all up in that fahmas mahket, ova dare. They have the only hummus worth eating. And who knew there is purple cauliflower?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Groundhog's day