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On top of that, he's buying the Zero Sugar version. There's no calories in those. I'm not sure why they even exist. The whole point of the mini cans is to limit your caloric and sugar intake by having you drink less of it.The mini cans thing has been broken down for him several times. He pays more for less.
He is using the sugar thats already in whiskey. You wont even know its diet. Im guessing he is trying to limit the hangover from all the sugar.On top of that, he's buying the Zero Sugar version. There's no calories in those. I'm not sure why they even exist. The whole point of the mini cans is to limit your caloric and sugar intake by having you drink less of it.
I'm guessing he's just an idiot and thinks he's making healthy choices when the healthy and frugal choice is buy a Britta filter and drink your fucking tap water.He is using the sugar thats already in whiskey. You wont even know its diet. Im guessing he is trying to limit the hangover from all the sugar.
I don’t know Danny, which is it? I do know you were in a mental hospital though.The other guy said I was waiting on my welfare check. Which is it? Welfare or bartending? The lore is falling apart. Get your shit together.
Helps with queasiness too. Maybe layler has a bun in the oven? Little gift from uncle Tony?You know that ginger ale is for mixing with booze.
Nobody wants you here. Why do you linger? How lonely are you?The other guy said I was waiting on my welfare check. Which is it? Welfare or bartending? The lore is falling apart. Get your shit together.
Wait so he's not even drinking them out of the cans? He's using them as mixers? Just flushing money down the shitter. Buy a 2 liter, Joe.He is using the sugar thats already in whiskey. You wont even know its diet. Im guessing he is trying to limit the hangover from all the sugar.
Its the carbonation. He likes it with that fresh fizz. A 2 liter would be flat by the time he gets to the last half. You cant easily replace the fizz of a freshly opened can. I suppose you could say Mcdonalds did with the amount of carbonation they have in their sprite and coke fountains.Wait so he's not even drinking them out of the cans? He's using them as mixers? Just flushing money down the shitter. Buy a 2 liter, Joe.
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$1.62 for 67.6 oz. Joe is paying $7.50 for 75 oz. I have to open up a flamboyantly Italian specialty market on Long Island because if the people there are even half as stupid as BroJoe, I will make a killing.
Those cheese wedge things are like $7.00 a wheel. The fuck is going through his head when shopping for groceries ? You shouldn’t go there hungry Joe
No aspartame?The only thing I can justify buying soda-wise is Diet Dr Pepper / Dr Pepper Zero. Incredible soda when the mood strikes.
You also have to pay deposit in NY, so on a two liter it would be an extra 5 cents, but an extra 50 cents on his mini cans. He's an absolute retard.Wait so he's not even drinking them out of the cans? He's using them as mixers? Just flushing money down the shitter. Buy a 2 liter, Joe.
Canada Dry Caffeine Free Zero Sugar Ginger Ale Soda Pop, 2 L, Bottle - Walmart.com
Buy Canada Dry Caffeine Free Zero Sugar Ginger Ale Soda Pop, 2 L, Bottle at Walmart.comwww.walmart.com
$1.62 for 67.6 oz. Joe is paying $7.50 for 75 oz. I have to open up a flamboyantly Italian specialty market on Long Island because if the people there are even half as stupid as BroJoe, I will make a killing.
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